Got ne thing clever to say while passing a bible thumper?
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17-11-2014, 09:12 PM
Got ne thing clever to say while passing a bible thumper?
Got ne thing clever to say while passing a bible thumper?

He attempted to hand me a bible.
I said "No thanks, I'm an atheist"
He said "An atheist!?"
I said "Yeah, it's really interesting. You should research it."
Then we were out of conversation range

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17-11-2014, 09:16 PM
RE: Got ne thing clever to say while passing a bible thumper?
"No thanks, I already have plenty of toilet paper."

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17-11-2014, 09:35 PM
RE: Got ne thing clever to say while passing a bible thumper?
Anything you say will be clever compared to what he's been saying.
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17-11-2014, 09:38 PM
RE: Got ne thing clever to say while passing a bible thumper?
Say I'll read yours if you read mine and hand him a book on Scientology or Norse Mythology or something.

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17-11-2014, 10:37 PM
RE: Got ne thing clever to say while passing a bible thumper?
"No thanks, I already read it, it's horrible, can't imagine how it got published."

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17-11-2014, 10:48 PM
RE: Got ne thing clever to say while passing a bible thumper?
"Saturn is my king" or "The God I built with my own hands is better than yours.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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18-11-2014, 07:45 AM
RE: Got ne thing clever to say while passing a bible thumper?
I had one group approach and try to hand me a bible. I said "No thanks, I gave up fairy tales by the time I was 5". They left without saying anything else.

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18-11-2014, 09:10 AM
RE: Got ne thing clever to say while passing a bible thumper?
Take the bible and say, "Oh I love fiction novels!".
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18-11-2014, 09:14 AM
RE: Got ne thing clever to say while passing a bible thumper?
Take the Bible, rip out the last few pages and hand the rest back to him saying "I find it more fun to skip to the end ..."
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18-11-2014, 11:13 AM
RE: Got ne thing clever to say while passing a bible thumper?
Wow, thank you! These are wonderful for paper machet. Thumbsup

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