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31-10-2016, 04:01 PM
Grab life by the pussy
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Practicing her choke hold.


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Damn, Garfield, lay off the lasagna.


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Ma'am, have you been... breast feeding your cat again?

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31-10-2016, 04:14 PM
RE: Grab life by the pussy
Do you think I'm falling for THAT again???

You know how much trouble that causes????


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31-10-2016, 04:24 PM
RE: Grab life by the pussy
I grab life by the balls thank you very much Wink

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31-10-2016, 04:27 PM
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Go ahead.
I double-dog dare you.

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31-10-2016, 05:28 PM
RE: Grab life by the pussy
The aptly named Smilodon fatalis

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31-10-2016, 06:24 PM
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(31-10-2016 05:28 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  The aptly named Smilodon fatalis

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I remember her, we only went out the one time, anger management issues.

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31-10-2016, 06:28 PM
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31-10-2016, 06:33 PM
RE: Grab life by the pussy
(31-10-2016 06:24 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(31-10-2016 05:28 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  The aptly named Smilodon fatalis

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I remember her, we only went out the one time, anger management issues.

Typical male confronted by a woman with power. Steroetypical reaction when she decides that you're crunchy and taste good with ketchup. You're just intimidated because that pussy will take your grabber off at the shoulder.

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31-10-2016, 07:15 PM
RE: Grab life by the pussy
(31-10-2016 04:24 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I grab life by the balls thank you very much Wink

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Jenny, I have a couple of those giant balls. They're so huge I keep them out in the garage where it's kinda cold. They kinda deflate a little out there though, you know.........shrinkage. Tongue




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31-10-2016, 07:24 PM
RE: Grab life by the pussy
(31-10-2016 06:24 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(31-10-2016 05:28 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  The aptly named Smilodon fatalis

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I remember her, we only went out the one time, anger management issues.

Gasp Where did you bury the body?!?
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