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30-09-2013, 09:50 PM
RE: Grand Theft Auto V
(30-09-2013 09:26 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  You could always make a lezzie porn vid with Amber and market it on the interwebs. Angel

And then have all the profits seized as it would be money made from a crime because both the stars were underage. Not to mention the embarrassment you'd feel after the police dragged you naked from your house because they caught you watching it TS.

Think it through.

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30-09-2013, 09:59 PM
RE: Grand Theft Auto V
(30-09-2013 09:50 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(30-09-2013 09:26 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  You could always make a lezzie porn vid with Amber and market it on the interwebs. Angel

And then have all the profits seized as it would be money made from a crime because both the stars were underage. Not to mention the embarrassment you'd feel after the police dragged you naked from your house because they caught you watching it TS.

Think it through.

Big Grin

Huh? I'm not that one who the police are going to catch watching it, I'd be more concerned about you searching for the video. Big Grin

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30-09-2013, 09:59 PM
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Fucking double post. Angry

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30-09-2013, 10:22 PM
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(30-09-2013 09:26 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  
(30-09-2013 09:14 PM)pizzaqueen Wrote:  I really want Grand Theft Auto V but I have no money. Sad

You could always make a lezzie porn vid with Amber and market it on the interwebs. Angel

Grody. Sad
Amber doesn't swing that way anywaysssss.
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30-09-2013, 11:20 PM
RE: Grand Theft Auto V
(30-09-2013 10:22 PM)pizzaqueen Wrote:  
(30-09-2013 09:26 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  You could always make a lezzie porn vid with Amber and market it on the interwebs. Angel

Grody. Sad
Amber doesn't swing that way anywaysssss.

Many people do things that they would consider grody for money. Tongue Gay for pay my friend, gay for pay.

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01-10-2013, 11:37 AM
RE: Grand Theft Auto V
Anyone figure out how the targeting works on the Buzzard Attack Chopper yet? The missles make sense (lock on to choppers/vehicles) but the gun sight just seems to wander around randomly like a lazy eye....I can't hit the broad side of a barn with it....Also it's super easy to steal one, you just have to run out to the Federal whatever building and climb the ladders...no stars.

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01-10-2013, 12:54 PM
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(01-10-2013 11:37 AM)ridethespiral Wrote:  Anyone figure out how the targeting works on the Buzzard Attack Chopper yet? The missles make sense (lock on to choppers/vehicles) but the gun sight just seems to wander around randomly like a lazy eye....I can't hit the broad side of a barn with it....Also it's super easy to steal one, you just have to run out to the Federal whatever building and climb the ladders...no stars.

The way I have learned to use the chopper both in both modern GTA's is to do something called "orbiting".

Your best off finding somewhere nice and flat and pick a object that you can easily fly around. Start to "orbit" the object, keeping your crosshairs on that particular object. Fly in first person mode.

Are you on PS3 or 360? The online is not working fully yet (grrrrrr) but when it does I can give you some lessons.

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01-10-2013, 01:02 PM
RE: Grand Theft Auto V
(01-10-2013 12:54 PM)bemore Wrote:  
(01-10-2013 11:37 AM)ridethespiral Wrote:  Anyone figure out how the targeting works on the Buzzard Attack Chopper yet? The missles make sense (lock on to choppers/vehicles) but the gun sight just seems to wander around randomly like a lazy eye....I can't hit the broad side of a barn with it....Also it's super easy to steal one, you just have to run out to the Federal whatever building and climb the ladders...no stars.

The way I have learned to use the chopper both in both modern GTA's is to do something called "orbiting".

Your best off finding somewhere nice and flat and pick a object that you can easily fly around. Start to "orbit" the object, keeping your crosshairs on that particular object. Fly in first person mode.

Are you on PS3 or 360? The online is not working fully yet (grrrrrr) but when it does I can give you some lessons.


360. I'll be on later tonight after I pack up all my PC parts for RMA #2 (don't even ask). My handle is 'hiighcalibre'

Yeah basically circle strafing... Have you flown the buzzard yet? It has some sort of weird auto target shit going on...I dunno if I can turn that off or something?

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01-10-2013, 02:44 PM
RE: Grand Theft Auto V
(30-09-2013 10:22 PM)pizzaqueen Wrote:  Grody. Sad
Amber doesn't swing that way anywaysssss.

No

Nah man.
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01-10-2013, 04:49 PM
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ROFL




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