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28-03-2016, 04:50 AM
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(27-03-2016 08:42 PM)Dracomalice Wrote:  "There's a one-in-six-billion chance that you'll find your soulmate. And that's if they're not dead. "
- Christopher Titus

... Or you can realise that love is about growing together rather than finding someone who's magically perfect for you from the get-go.

We'll love you just the way you are
If you're perfect -- Alanis Morissette
(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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28-03-2016, 06:00 AM
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Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.--Confucius.
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30-03-2016, 08:46 AM
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β€œAt 50, everyone has the face he deserves.”

― George Orwell

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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30-03-2016, 09:58 AM
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(28-03-2016 04:50 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(27-03-2016 08:42 PM)Dracomalice Wrote:  "There's a one-in-six-billion chance that you'll find your soulmate. And that's if they're not dead. "
- Christopher Titus

... Or you can realise that love is about growing together rather than finding someone who's magically perfect for you from the get-go.

The last thing I want is someone who's perfect. I like the rough edges, it makes things interesting Big Grin
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30-03-2016, 01:06 PM
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Calling universal healthcare and public
education free stuff is the same as calling a
Navy aircraft carrier a free ship.

--Jim Wright

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Alouette, je te plumerai.
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30-03-2016, 01:57 PM
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(30-03-2016 09:58 AM)jennybee Wrote:  I like the rough edges, it makes things interesting Big Grin

Quote:Now I opened the lid of this box, Sir,
And I swear that my story is true
T'was an ancient and old Irish condom
A relic of Brian Boru'

Twas an ancient and old Irish condom
'Twas a foot long, and made of elk hide,
With a little gold tag on it's end, Sir,
With his name, rank, and stud fee inscribed

Now, I cast me mind back thru the ages
To the days of that horny old Celt
With his wife lyin' by on the bed, Sir,
As he stood by the fire in his pelt

And I thought that I heard Brian whisper
As he stood in the fire's rosy light
"Well, you've had yer own way long enough, dear...
'Tis the hairy side outside, tonight."

We'll love you just the way you are
If you're perfect -- Alanis Morissette
(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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30-03-2016, 02:09 PM
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(30-03-2016 01:57 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(30-03-2016 09:58 AM)jennybee Wrote:  I like the rough edges, it makes things interesting Big Grin

Quote:Now I opened the lid of this box, Sir,
And I swear that my story is true
T'was an ancient and old Irish condom
A relic of Brian Boru'

Twas an ancient and old Irish condom
'Twas a foot long, and made of elk hide,
With a little gold tag on it's end, Sir,
With his name, rank, and stud fee inscribed

Now, I cast me mind back thru the ages
To the days of that horny old Celt
With his wife lyin' by on the bed, Sir,
As he stood by the fire in his pelt

And I thought that I heard Brian whisper
As he stood in the fire's rosy light
"Well, you've had yer own way long enough, dear...
'Tis the hairy side outside, tonight."

Laugh out load
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30-03-2016, 02:24 PM
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The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool.


Epicurus.

The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

Mikhail Bakunin.
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30-03-2016, 03:14 PM
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You young man will amount to nothing.- My French teacher
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30-03-2016, 03:33 PM
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(30-03-2016 03:14 PM)PaddyOdoors Wrote:  You young man will amount to nothing.- My French teacher

You mean sorta like a French teacher? - you

There is only one really serious philosophical question, and that is suicide. -Camus
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