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08-11-2016, 01:33 PM
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In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem. —George Carlin

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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08-11-2016, 02:20 PM
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(08-11-2016 01:33 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem. —George Carlin

"Pussy farts!"
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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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09-11-2016, 04:30 AM (This post was last modified: 09-11-2016 06:27 AM by Old Man Marsh.)
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(08-11-2016 01:10 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(08-11-2016 12:46 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  "Whatever is stupidest, that's what'll happen."

--Ivan Stang

Just please not today....

Sorry, UF.

ADDENDUM: Didn't mean to jinx/hex us with a quote. :\

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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09-11-2016, 02:15 PM
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(17-08-2014 09:55 AM)Brian37 Wrote:  "Any religion or culture that cant or wont allow girls/women to make their own life choices deserves nothing but scorn and contempt" ME

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18-11-2016, 04:52 AM
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Monoculture is the new counter culture
Cliche is the new truth
Pretentious shit-wits
will always be just that
And plentiful.

--Wizard Joe

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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24-11-2016, 06:56 AM
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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Alouette, je te plumerai.
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28-11-2016, 05:49 PM
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Once Abraham Lincoln encountered an elitist lawyer who, during a trial, dismissed him as a rustic bumpkin. Lincoln posed him a simple riddle. “If we call a tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have?’ The smug lawyer replied, “Five.” Lincoln corrected him. “No, he still has four legs, because calling a tail a leg does not make it one.”

Keep this one in mind when you read or hear “news” from unreliable or unchecked sources.

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
“Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.”~ Ambrose Bierce
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28-11-2016, 07:30 PM
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"In saying No positively, we are giving ourselves a gift. We are creating time and space for what we want. We are protecting what we value. We are changing the situation for the better—and all the while keeping our friends, colleagues, and customers. In short, we are being true to ourselves. Through the simple daily practice of saying No positively, we are contributing to the quality of our lives, our success at work, and our happiness at home. It is a gift we owe ourselves." William Ury, The Power of a Positive No (2007).

"I'm fearful when I see people substituting fear for reason." Klaatu, from The Day The Earth Stood Still (1951)
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29-11-2016, 10:56 PM
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"Letting go means drawing a line between what you can, will, want to, think you should, or are willing to do, and what is out of your hands and up to the other person. This sounds easier than it is, because it can be a situation where we know something is out of our control but we want to try to control it anyway. The contrast between what we know and what we feel can be frustrating. It can make us do things even when we know better.

In anger and conflict, the need to let go means that even though you've taken all these steps, you still can't make the other person do what you want and you can't make things turn out the way you want. What you've done is allow for what you want to happen—and the response is in the other person's hands." Lynne McClure, Anger and Conflict in The Workplace (2000).

"I'm fearful when I see people substituting fear for reason." Klaatu, from The Day The Earth Stood Still (1951)
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02-12-2016, 10:46 AM
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

C. S. Lewis.

The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

Mikhail Bakunin.
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