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11-02-2015, 06:24 PM
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There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. - Clint Eastwood

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11-02-2015, 06:35 PM
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It's in my signature

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything" - Friedrich Nietzsche
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11-02-2015, 06:39 PM
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(11-02-2015 06:24 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. - Clint Eastwood

Samuel Johnson on second marriages: The triumph of hope over experience.

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11-02-2015, 06:42 PM
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onlinebiker on marriage ---

I was married once. But, it's like smallpox. Once you've had it, you're immune...... Or at least if you have any sense.


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13-02-2015, 07:00 PM
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I wanna be straight, I wanna be straight
I'm sick and tired of taking drugs and staying up late

Ian Dury
 

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Bene vixit, bene qui latuit
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15-02-2015, 01:43 AM
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(11-02-2015 06:42 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  onlinebiker on marriage ---

I was married once. But, it's like smallpox. Once you've had it, you're immune...... Or at least if you have any sense.


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haha Big Grin
I don't intend on getting married. lol

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15-02-2015, 02:30 AM
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(15-02-2015 01:43 AM)Deidre32 Wrote:  
(11-02-2015 06:42 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  onlinebiker on marriage ---

I was married once. But, it's like smallpox. Once you've had it, you're immune...... Or at least if you have any sense.


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haha Big Grin
I don't intend on getting married. lol

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15-02-2015, 02:52 AM
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(15-02-2015 02:30 AM)Logisch Wrote:  
(15-02-2015 01:43 AM)Deidre32 Wrote:  haha Big Grin
I don't intend on getting married. lol

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Aw, you guys are so cute. You should get not-married Tongue

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15-02-2015, 03:01 AM
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(15-02-2015 02:52 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(15-02-2015 02:30 AM)Logisch Wrote:  you and me both

Aw, you guys are so cute. You should get not-married Tongue

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15-02-2015, 06:06 PM
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I hereby pronounce you both...NOT man and wife. haha
That would be a funny wedding, indeed. ^_^

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