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15-02-2015, 09:38 PM
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(15-02-2015 06:06 PM)Deidre32 Wrote:  I hereby pronounce you both...NOT man and wife. haha
That would be a funny wedding, indeed. ^_^

It's called tying the Not.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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15-02-2015, 10:00 PM
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(15-02-2015 09:38 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(15-02-2015 06:06 PM)Deidre32 Wrote:  I hereby pronounce you both...NOT man and wife. haha
That would be a funny wedding, indeed. ^_^

It's called tying the Not.

I like that. LOL. Better not tie the knot. Seriously though, I don't think I ever want to get married again. I told my family this, they actually are understanding and said they don't blame me.

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15-02-2015, 10:00 PM
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(15-02-2015 09:38 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(15-02-2015 06:06 PM)Deidre32 Wrote:  I hereby pronounce you both...NOT man and wife. haha
That would be a funny wedding, indeed. ^_^

It's called tying the Not.

LMAO! Laugh out load

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26-02-2015, 02:01 PM
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There is no God and Dirac is His prophet
Wolfgang Pauli

The remark was made by the catholic physicist Wolfgang Pauli about his fiercely nonreligious colleague Paul Dirac. It was made after an informal discussion of the religious views of various physicists at the fifth Solvay International Conference in October 1927.
 

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27-02-2015, 12:00 AM
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(15-02-2015 10:00 PM)Logisch Wrote:  
(15-02-2015 09:38 PM)morondog Wrote:  It's called tying the Not.

I like that. LOL. Better not tie the knot. Seriously though, I don't think I ever want to get married again. I told my family this, they actually are understanding and said they don't blame me.

Ever wonder where that saying came from? 'They don't blame me.' Blame me for what?? lol Smartass

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28-02-2015, 03:49 AM
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"When you talk to God, it's a prayer. When He answers back, it's schizophrenia."

"I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way." - Carl Sagan
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28-02-2015, 01:51 PM
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28-02-2015, 02:00 PM
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(28-02-2015 03:49 AM)rezider Wrote:  "When you talk to God, it's a prayer. When He answers back, it's schizophrenia."

And when God tells you to kill your neighbor with a steel dildo - it's a plea of innocence by way of insanity.....

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04-03-2015, 10:45 AM
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It will happen to all of us, that at some point you get tapped on the shoulder and told, not just that the party’s over, but slightly worse: the party’s going on — but you have to leave. And it’s going on without you. That’s the reflection that I think most upsets people about their demise. All right, then, because it might make us feel better, let’s pretend the opposite. Instead, you’ll get tapped on the shoulder and told, Great news: this party’s going on forever – and you can’t leave. You’ve got to stay; the boss says so. And he also insists that you have a good time.”

-Christopher Hitchens
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10-03-2015, 11:03 AM
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"I just wanna burrow into you like a love Tick" -Roger The Alien (American Dad)
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