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23-08-2014, 05:05 PM
RE: Great quotes
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

-Humphrey Bogart

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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23-08-2014, 05:19 PM
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(23-08-2014 02:05 PM)pablo Wrote:  A doctor once told me: "If you feel like you're going to fall, lay on the floor, because you can't fall off of the floor". True story.
I have a different doc now. Big Grin

An English teacher would have told you to lie on the floor. Drinking Beverage

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23-08-2014, 05:22 PM
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"I didn't get off to a good start with Judaism. I mean, when you're circumcised eight days in...not a good start."

-Billy Crystal

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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23-08-2014, 06:02 PM
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(23-08-2014 09:06 AM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  [Image: 8002600551_c28e2938fe_z.jpg]

"If you fall, I'll Help" - Gravity.
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A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence -
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23-08-2014, 06:42 PM
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(23-08-2014 06:02 PM)Baruch Wrote:  
(23-08-2014 09:06 AM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  [Image: 8002600551_c28e2938fe_z.jpg]

"If you fall, I'll Help" - Gravity.
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Meanwhile, in orbit:
"God damnit, slow down! I'm trying to help you get back down, but you're moving too fast to actually go the right way!!" - Gravity.

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23-08-2014, 06:49 PM
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"Your finally MINE" - Gravity

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23-08-2014, 06:56 PM
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Floor & Gravity: "We work together as a great team"

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God: "Its not my fault - something to do with free will & those damn sinners"

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23-08-2014, 07:48 PM
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God: "Let there be floor and gravity"

Man: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"-bang

Floor & Gravity
"We did as we were told"

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23-08-2014, 07:51 PM (This post was last modified: 23-08-2014 07:56 PM by Baruch.)
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"A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence"
Hume of course.

"No testimony is sufficient to establish a miracle, unless the testimony be of such a kind, that its falsehood would be more miraculous than the fact which it endeavors to establish."David Hume

"There is not to be found, in all history, any miracle attested by a sufficient number of men, of such unquestioned good sense, education and learning, as to secure us against all delusion in themselves." David Hume

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23-08-2014, 08:35 PM
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Having fun reading through these. A few I like...

Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence.

Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it. - Mark Twain

Morality is doing what is right regardless of what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told regardless of what it right.

It's a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It's the opposite. We have nothing to die for, we have everything to live for. - Ricky Gervais
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