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30-05-2015, 04:09 PM
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"Creativity involves breaking out of established patterns to look at things in a different way"-Edward de Bono.
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30-05-2015, 04:58 PM
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How many things served us yesterday for articles of faith, which today are fables for us?
Combien de choses nous servoyent hier d’articles de foy, qui nous sont fables aujourd’huy? Michel de Montaigne, significant because of the point in history!

Saints live in flames; wise men, next to them.
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30-05-2015, 07:17 PM
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The great and inspirational Rev Pat Robertson has blessed us with his wisdom many times, lets review some of his best and brightest quotes:

On adultery
"Males have a tendency to wander a little bit. And what you want to do is make a home so wonderful he doesn't want to wander."

On a man with an Alzheimer's-stricken wife
"I know it sounds cruel, but if he's going to do something, he should divorce her and start all over again, but to make sure she has custodial care and somebody (is) looking after her."
Asked what about the "Till death do us part" part of the marriage vow, he said Alzheimer's is "a kind of death."

On Walt Disney World's "Gay Days"
"I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you ... It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor."

On the role of a man and a woman
"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household, and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period."

On feminism
"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

On the devastating 2010 Haiti earthquake
"They were under the heel of the French, you know, Napoleon the third and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, 'We will serve you if you will get us free from the prince.' True story.
And so the devil said, 'OK, it's a deal.' And they kicked the French out. The Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since they have been cursed by one thing after another."

On homosexuality
"Many of those people involved in Adolf Hitler were Satanists. Many were homosexuals. The two things seem to go together."

On assassinating Hugo Chavez
"You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it."

On the tornadoes that ravaged the Midwest in 2012
"If enough people were praying, (God) would've intervened. You could pray. Jesus stilled the storm. You can still storms."

amen pat, you have the ear of the lawd gawd almighty.

"Belief is so often the death of reason" - Qyburn, Game of Thrones

"The Christian community continues to exist because the conclusions of the critical study of the Bible are largely withheld from them." -Hans Conzelmann (1915-1989)
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30-05-2015, 07:36 PM
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Yikes! Well, for Pat ... I have to guess 'disturbingly moronic' is as great as it gets. Dodgy

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30-05-2015, 07:36 PM
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^^wow...how does...I have lost the ability to even...Facepalm



Where does good ol' Pat come up with this shit? I mean, you'd think all he does is go digging around in his ass for formulating his perception of how the world works. Good fucking god. Does he even know how to tie his own shoes?

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30-05-2015, 10:00 PM
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I can't help but wonder that Pat Robertson had an abusive mother. At least that would make some semblance of sense as to why the asshole is such a misogynistic douche bag.

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31-05-2015, 01:12 AM (This post was last modified: 31-05-2015 02:17 AM by Thumpalumpacus.)
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"... and possibly a meteor."

As if he had an inside line on the discussions going on in God's Situation Room:

"So, Peter, have you arranged for that meteor to hit Orlando yet?"
"No sir, your Eminence, I have not; I'm having trouble finding one with the appropriate vector and velocity for your intended date of retribution, sir."
"What's the hold-up? Gabriel pulled a hurricane out of the Atlantic in September when those little queers pissed me off last time, in New Orleans."
"Sir, he had the help of a high-pressure ridge over West Africa -- "
"Quit making excuses, Peter. I didn't make you a goddamned saint for nothing, start pulling levers. I would prefer a K/T-level event, but I'll settle for a Tunguska so long as it's centered right on top of that magic 'knigdom'. I'll show them who's the king around here."
"Yes, sir. I think Michael can give me a hand wit --"
"No, Michael's busy, we still haven't settled matters with Haiti."

Possibly a meteor.
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31-05-2015, 04:32 AM
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(30-05-2015 10:00 PM)Deidre32 Wrote:  I can't help but wonder that Pat Robertson had an abusive mother. At least that would make some semblance of sense as to why the asshole is such a misogynistic douche bag.

Exposure to toxic levels of Bibal'll do that to you.

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31-05-2015, 10:08 AM
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(30-05-2015 07:36 PM)Nurse Wrote:  ^^wow...how does...I have lost the ability to even...Facepalm

This book helped me learn how to even.

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31-05-2015, 10:09 AM
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"Nobody wants advice, only corroboration." -John Steinbeck

This quote is especially true on Facebook.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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