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29-03-2013, 10:10 PM
RE: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Just me are Trolls getting far too much time on their hands these days?
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29-03-2013, 11:01 PM
RE: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
(29-03-2013 10:10 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(29-03-2013 06:32 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  ...
That said, I am my own personal Jesus. Tongue

Bad Girly!
How often have you slapped us for not citing lyrical sources?

My bad, I've posted it so many times it was starting to feel like I was spamming.

First I'll go with the late great Cash cover. ...





and then go back to the source ... your viddie is not available in my country for some reason DLJ. Tongue






(29-03-2013 06:02 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  So the question is now before us... what should we do with this new Messiah?
Options:
1. Stoning
2. Crucifixion
3. Genuflection
4. Un-like / Dis-like
5. Ignore
6. Organise some celebrity endorsement (like an Emperor or someone) and set up our own church and make a killing (literally and figuratively)
...
Did I miss anything?
Where's ridiculing? 'Cause I mean that's like my first instinct.

#sigh
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29-03-2013, 11:09 PM
RE: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
be like Steve.
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29-03-2013, 11:10 PM
RE: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
(29-03-2013 11:01 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(29-03-2013 10:10 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Bad Girly!
How often have you slapped us for not citing lyrical sources?

My bad, I've posted it so many times it was starting to feel like I was spamming.

First I'll go with the late great Cash cover. ...





and then go back to the source ... your viddie is not available in my country for some reason DLJ. Tongue






(29-03-2013 06:02 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  So the question is now before us... what should we do with this new Messiah?
Options:
1. Stoning
2. Crucifixion
3. Genuflection
4. Un-like / Dis-like
5. Ignore
6. Organise some celebrity endorsement (like an Emperor or someone) and set up our own church and make a killing (literally and figuratively)
...
Did I miss anything?
Where's ridiculing? 'Cause I mean that's like my first instinct.

You forgot castration. Oh wait. Someone did that already.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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29-03-2013, 11:24 PM
RE: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
(29-03-2013 11:09 PM)Lord Steven Christ Wrote:  be like Steve.

Girly'd rather be like Stu. Tongue

#sigh
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29-03-2013, 11:46 PM
RE: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Mr. Christ,
Would you please tell us what the "H" in your middle name stands for?

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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30-03-2013, 02:35 AM
RE: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
(29-03-2013 11:46 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Mr. Christ,
Would you please tell us what the "H" in your middle name stands for?

so it's not Josep, duuuh
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30-03-2013, 02:51 AM
Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
(29-03-2013 10:10 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(29-03-2013 06:32 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  ...
That said, I am my own personal Jesus. :P

Bad Girly!
How often have you slapped us for not citing lyrical sources?






(29-03-2013 06:02 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Dear KC, I was going to write you some smartass reply in fun but I sincerely know how this must frustrate you so I will refrain.
...

But, FC, for completeness sake, could we get your smartass reply too?

Cheers.

--------oooOOOooo---------

Anyhoo, have you guys heard about the recent discovery of trial transcripts from centuries ago?

Construction workers in Jerusalem found an ancient vault containing thousands of dusty but well preserved scrolls.

One says:

(29-03-2013 10:45 AM)vindicarblack Wrote:  This guy is either

1. A media whore, whose life is so empty that this is his attempt to get attention ( I hope this is true because if not....)

2. He has one or more serious mental disorders and needs to seek treatment before he harms himself or others


So the question is now before us... what should we do with this new Messiah?
Options:
1. Stoning
2. Crucifixion
3. Genuflection
4. Un-like / Dis-like
5. Ignore
6. Organise some celebrity endorsement (like an Emperor or someone) and set up our own church and make a killing (literally and figuratively)

If we go for latter, I call for a vote on:
Muffsy to set up the company church
Chas as Chairperson
HouseofCantor as Head of Communication (propaganda and prophecy)
A2 and FreeThought as Youth Indoctrination strategists
Bucky and Mark F in charge of documenting a Canon of appropriate literature complete with an undisprovable history
Near in charge of record keeping (secret brief of destroying all opposing literature)

That should do it.

Did I miss anything?

I'll bring the pho. You never know!
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30-03-2013, 02:53 AM
Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
I say we collect all the Christs in a series of RVs and go on tour like a Freak Show with the carnival. They could autograph photos, walk on water, turn water to wine, all the typical fare. We'd make a killing.
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30-03-2013, 03:00 AM
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(30-03-2013 02:53 AM)Cardinal Smurf Wrote:  I say we collect all the Christs in a series of RVs and go on tour like a Freak Show with the carnival. They could autograph photos, walk on water, turn water to wine, all the typical fare. We'd make a killing.

... or just put them in one RV, and say we forgot something, and leave em alone. When we got back they would all have done each other in, "being Jebus". Weeping

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