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30-03-2013, 05:28 AM
RE: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
(29-03-2013 10:10 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(29-03-2013 06:32 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  ...
That said, I am my own personal Jesus. Tongue

Bad Girly!
How often have you slapped us for not citing lyrical sources?






(29-03-2013 06:02 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Dear KC, I was going to write you some smartass reply in fun but I sincerely know how this must frustrate you so I will refrain.
...

But, FC, for completeness sake, could we get your smartass reply too?

Cheers.

--------oooOOOooo---------

Anyhoo, have you guys heard about the recent discovery of trial transcripts from centuries ago?

Construction workers in Jerusalem found an ancient vault containing thousands of dusty but well preserved scrolls.

One says:

(29-03-2013 10:45 AM)vindicarblack Wrote:  This guy is either

1. A media whore, whose life is so empty that this is his attempt to get attention ( I hope this is true because if not....)

2. He has one or more serious mental disorders and needs to seek treatment before he harms himself or others


So the question is now before us... what should we do with this new Messiah?
Options:
1. Stoning
2. Crucifixion
3. Genuflection
4. Un-like / Dis-like
5. Ignore
6. Organise some celebrity endorsement (like an Emperor or someone) and set up our own church and make a killing (literally and figuratively)

If we go for latter, I call for a vote on:
Muffsy to set up the company church
Chas as Chairperson
HouseofCantor as Head of Communication (propaganda and prophecy)
A2 and FreeThought as Youth Indoctrination strategists
Bucky and Mark F in charge of documenting a Canon of appropriate literature complete with an undisprovable history
Near in charge of record keeping (secret brief of destroying all opposing literature)

That should do it.

Did I miss anything?


Nah, I want to be Master of the Inquisition.Evil_monster

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30-03-2013, 06:32 AM
RE: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
(29-03-2013 10:10 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(29-03-2013 06:32 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  ...
That said, I am my own personal Jesus. Tongue

Bad Girly!
How often have you slapped us for not citing lyrical sources?






(29-03-2013 06:02 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Dear KC, I was going to write you some smartass reply in fun but I sincerely know how this must frustrate you so I will refrain.
...

But, FC, for completeness sake, could we get your smartass reply too?

Cheers.

--------oooOOOooo---------

Anyhoo, have you guys heard about the recent discovery of trial transcripts from centuries ago?

Construction workers in Jerusalem found an ancient vault containing thousands of dusty but well preserved scrolls.

One says:

(29-03-2013 10:45 AM)vindicarblack Wrote:  This guy is either

1. A media whore, whose life is so empty that this is his attempt to get attention ( I hope this is true because if not....)

2. He has one or more serious mental disorders and needs to seek treatment before he harms himself or others


So the question is now before us... what should we do with this new Messiah?
Options:
1. Stoning
2. Crucifixion
3. Genuflection
4. Un-like / Dis-like
5. Ignore
6. Organise some celebrity endorsement (like an Emperor or someone) and set up our own church and make a killing (literally and figuratively)

If we go for latter, I call for a vote on:
Muffsy to set up the company church
Chas as Chairperson
HouseofCantor as Head of Communication (propaganda and prophecy)
A2 and FreeThought as Youth Indoctrination strategists
Bucky and Mark F in charge of documenting a Canon of appropriate literature complete with an undisprovable history
Near in charge of record keeping (secret brief of destroying all opposing literature)

That should do it.

Did I miss anything?


Hold on.

Why'd you drag me into this?! And Youth Indoctrination strategist? Come on, I hate young people too much to try and indoctrinate them...

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30-03-2013, 06:55 AM
RE: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
(30-03-2013 05:28 AM)Chas Wrote:  Nah, I want to be Master of the Inquisition.Evil_monster
If it's the Spanish Inquisition, you have my blessings.

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30-03-2013, 07:04 AM
RE: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Hey! Who said it's a fucking democracy? You'll do your job and shut your hole. Or get shut into a hole. Evil_monster

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30-03-2013, 07:33 AM (This post was last modified: 30-03-2013 07:40 AM by Lord Steven Christ.)
RE: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Strung, hung, little puppets old and young
Dance, prance involuntary glance
Have you read, have you heard
The Worm is here, to eat and scare
A Poe character indeed, but all the more sincere
Vermin fangs, God's delight
As angels, peoples, bewinged be trite
Tragic sure, story crass
Stevie draws the curtain from the glass
The ists and a's confirming the Son
Have no choice, neither a reason
The end is now, not even nigh
Confirm, affirm, all that and bye.
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30-03-2013, 08:14 AM
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You even suck at poetry Laughat

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30-03-2013, 08:24 AM
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I've taken the decision to ban him. He continued posting links to advertise after repeatedly being told to stop.

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30-03-2013, 08:35 AM
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Bummer Sadcryface

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30-03-2013, 08:37 AM
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All the wrong conclusions
From mental confusion,
Reality an intrusion
To his optical illusions.
The universe a delusion?
"Crazy" in profusion.
To be locked up in seclusion.






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30-03-2013, 09:48 AM
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Dear Mr Christ,
Is it true that John was called your beloved disciple because you liked to stick you Man-God meat in him to pack his hummus?

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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