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26-03-2014, 11:27 AM
RE: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.




Hey, maybe he's telling the truth. The first time he came around, the only proof he left was a bunch of stories that got cobbled together in a book. This time he uses a crappy youtube video. Seems legit.

Ok- I'm converting back, you dummy atheists.

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26-03-2014, 12:00 PM
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The only way to prove you are, in fact, Christ, is to post a picture of you on a cracker.

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26-03-2014, 12:59 PM
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jesse, put the bong down dude. I think you need a break.....

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26-03-2014, 01:00 PM
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(26-03-2014 08:55 AM)Drdata1967 Wrote:  
(28-03-2013 08:13 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Jesus H. Christ. Not another one.

FFS to the nth degree.

I just found this thread and registered to ask this question our of burning curiosity. How often does something like this happen around here? Do people believing they are god pop by to introduce themselves often?

Search the forum for Mark Dreher. That was an interesting one.

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26-03-2014, 01:10 PM
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I miss him...of all the fruitcakes that I have seen on this forum he takes the cake.

He predicted the end of times...meanwhile we just wanted him to post a video as he walked on water. We're still waiting.

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26-03-2014, 01:37 PM
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(26-03-2014 08:55 AM)Drdata1967 Wrote:  I just found this thread and registered to ask this question our of burning curiosity. How often does something like this happen around here? Do people believing they are god pop by to introduce themselves often?

Worse yet, some of us stay. Blush

#sigh
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26-03-2014, 02:12 PM
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(26-03-2014 01:00 PM)Dom Wrote:  
(26-03-2014 08:55 AM)Drdata1967 Wrote:  I just found this thread and registered to ask this question our of burning curiosity. How often does something like this happen around here? Do people believing they are god pop by to introduce themselves often?

Search the forum for Mark Dreher. That was an interesting one.

Wow. Wish I had

been around for

that one. Looked

pretty interesting.

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26-03-2014, 02:39 PM
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(26-03-2014 01:00 PM)Dom Wrote:  Search the forum for Mark Dreher. That was an interesting one.
Mark married god. He has photos and everything.
In the photo of his wedding, god looked like a pile of sticks.

We also had Egor, he rewrote the bible because god told him to do so.

It doesn't surprise me that some people go down this path.
Billions of people believe their god is invisible and yet they have a personal relationship with "him". Billions believe he "instructs" them from time to time.
Billions believe in prophets, some believe they themselves are profits.
Billions believe Jesus will return amongst the living.
100's of millions believe Jesus comes to earth in the form of crackers and wine each Sunday. They then proceed to eat him.
Some people believe they are Jesus.

It all just goes to show the power of the human mind.
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26-03-2014, 02:46 PM
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(28-03-2013 07:48 PM)Lord Steven Christ Wrote:  How are you?
My name is Steven Joseph Christopher.
I believe I am the reincarnation of Christ.
I believe I will usher in the New World Kingdom Order.
I believe I will obtain all governing authority, both secular and religions, very soon.
I believe the powers the be know that I am Christ and are waiting for the proper time to announce me to the world.

Recently I recorded a video commenting on Christopher Hitchins faulty view of cosmology.





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26-03-2014, 04:48 PM
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I still kinda miss Marky Mark and Shakira. Sadcryface

At least he stuck with the same story...Egor's changed too often.

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