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29-03-2013, 06:19 AM
RE: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
(29-03-2013 12:12 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(29-03-2013 12:03 AM)Aseptic Skeptic Wrote:  I thought he couldn't do that after the crucifixion?

True, he could no longer perform that holy feat 'cause of his holey feet.


Ouch! Cut myself on my own sharpness!


That was wholly a feat of punsterism.Dodgy

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29-03-2013, 06:43 AM (This post was last modified: 05-04-2013 11:22 PM by Doctor X.)
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29-03-2013, 07:08 AM
RE: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
(29-03-2013 06:43 AM)Doctor X Wrote:  
(29-03-2013 06:19 AM)Chas Wrote:  That was wholly a feat of punsterism.Dodgy

He did nail it.

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29-03-2013, 08:50 AM
RE: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
When I read the OP my first thought that he was someone whose coming is prophesied in the Bible.

Quote:For false christs and false prophets will arise and perform signs and wonders, to lead astray, if possible, the elect.
(Mark 13:22 ESV)

But after thinking about it I realized I was wrong. He hasn't performed any signs or wonders and he seems completely incapable of leading anyone astray.

The information in ancient libraries came from real minds of real people. The far more complex information in cells came from the far more intelligent mind of God.
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29-03-2013, 08:59 AM (This post was last modified: 29-03-2013 11:33 AM by Bucky Ball.)
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(28-03-2013 10:07 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(28-03-2013 09:16 PM)Lord Steven Christ Wrote:  There are actually at least two layers of glass that stars are observed through. The Karman line glass barrier, and then the upper celestial sphere glass barrier. the distance of the stars up in the celestial ocean cast different chroma glares.

I've been to this ocean, it is amazingly beautiful.


Time to call your keepers.

We need some thorazine, here.

The first thing I thought when I saw 5 seonds of the vid : "Now there is a mental patient who needs medication". Weeping

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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29-03-2013, 09:36 AM
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(29-03-2013 08:59 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(28-03-2013 10:07 PM)Chas Wrote:  Time to call your keepers.

We need some thorazine, here.

The first thing I though when I saw 5 seonds of the vid : "Now there is a mental patiemt who needs medication". Weeping

Problem doesn't seem to be a lack of medication.

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29-03-2013, 10:33 AM
RE: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Good Moring, people.
How are you doing?
This song is by Steve Taylor, it's called Sock Heaven.
And he describes the two different categories of people in the sock theatre of life.
I find this especially relevant to forum posters, who are too cowardice to reveal their identites and use their anonymous sock puppets to hurl insulting comments.
The religious pile has their concept of the "God" in a box, not understanding his qualities or limitations.
The non-religious pile "nervously mockes heaven".
That would be most of you.

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29-03-2013, 10:36 AM
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Except we don't allow sock puppets, most of our members have shown their identity so yet again you are pulling things out your arse.

Big talk from someone who avoids proving any of his claims.

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29-03-2013, 10:36 AM
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(29-03-2013 10:33 AM)Lord Steven Christ Wrote:  Good Moring, people.
How are you doing?
This song is by Steve Taylor, it's called Sock Heaven.
And he describes the two different categories of people in the sock theatre of life.
I find this especially relevant to forum posters, who are too cowardice to reveal their identites and use their anonymous sock puppets to hurl insulting comments.
The religious pile has their concept of the "God" in a box, not understanding his qualities or limitations.
The non-religious pile "nervously mockes heaven".
That would be most of you.

Angel



I, being The Lord, prophesied your return. I demand a tribute.

You mean this sock?

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29-03-2013, 10:37 AM
RE: Greetings, Atheists, I am Christ.
Yeah, Imma gonna tell a crazy person who I am and where I live... Tongue

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