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03-10-2014, 10:33 PM
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So muffs reminded me of my love of terrible awful jokes that are only funny because they are so not funny. Do you have any? Entertain us!!

A panda walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be, pal?". The panda says I'll have a rum.......


















.... And coke."

"Sure," says the bartender "but what's with the big pause?"

The panda holds up his paws and said "what do you mean? I was born with these."

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03-10-2014, 10:35 PM
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Oh wait, thought of another.

Whats the difference between birdflu and swineflu?

For birdflu you need tweetment and for swineflu you need….oinkment!!!

Laugh out load

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03-10-2014, 10:36 PM
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

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03-10-2014, 10:44 PM
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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Two bacteria walk into a bar, the bartender says "We don't serve bacteria in this bar.", one bacteria replies: "But we work here. We're Staph!"

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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03-10-2014, 10:47 PM
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This thread will be the bane of my existence

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03-10-2014, 10:53 PM
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So, one penguin say to another "You look like you're wearing a tuxedo."

The second penguin responds, "What makes you think I'm not?"

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03-10-2014, 10:55 PM
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I don't get the panda joke...
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03-10-2014, 10:58 PM
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(03-10-2014 10:55 PM)rizzzzzzzzzzzz Wrote:  I don't get the panda joke...

It's a play on pause/paws, it's a better verbal joke Blush

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03-10-2014, 10:58 PM
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“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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04-10-2014, 12:45 AM
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I entered ten puns in a joke contest hoping at least one would win, but no pun in ten did. Sad

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