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22-10-2014, 10:04 PM
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(22-10-2014 07:13 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(22-10-2014 07:10 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Electricity pun.

I'm not impressed, I Tesla.

Am I the only one who needs illuminating here?

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22-10-2014, 10:04 PM
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This is a pretty polarizing discussion. Let's not explore our potential differences for a second time - that would be revolting.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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22-10-2014, 10:06 PM
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Not many people know that Alfred Lord Tennyson started out as an electrician before he was a poet. Hence the title of his most famous work, "The Charge of the Light Brigade"...

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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22-10-2014, 10:11 PM
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GE, this thread is sure starting to attract a lot of energy and has become a magnet for interesting posts.

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22-10-2014, 10:14 PM
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(22-10-2014 10:11 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  GE, this thread is sure starting to attract a lot of energy and has become a magnet for interesting posts.

All we need is some gay kiwi to pitch up and we'll have a poof by induction.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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23-10-2014, 07:02 AM
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I decided to write an ode to this thread for Catherine. If she is positive about this "Cath Ode" it will power our relationship which is currently static; if negative it will feel like being a victim of battery. If I conduct myself well, discharge my doubts, and work up my energy I can overload her senses, switch her feelings from her neutral position, and recharge our potential.

OK, yeah, it's reaching...

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23-10-2014, 05:48 PM
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23-10-2014, 08:44 PM
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What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?


You can unscrew a light bulb.

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23-10-2014, 08:50 PM
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(23-10-2014 08:44 PM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?


You can unscrew a light bulb.

One seems to always be turned on when you don't want it, and the other always turned off when you want it. Weeping

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24-10-2014, 06:32 AM
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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it.

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