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24-10-2014, 11:29 AM
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(24-10-2014 06:32 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it.

They were screwing in light bulbs before it was cool.
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24-10-2014, 11:52 AM
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting co......
MOO!

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24-10-2014, 12:03 PM
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What do you call two men with no arms and no legs hanging in a window?

Curt and Rod

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24-10-2014, 12:59 PM
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I've got a great knock-knock joke. You start.

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24-10-2014, 01:07 PM
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knock knock.

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24-10-2014, 01:07 PM
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Who's there?

Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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24-10-2014, 01:08 PM
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Oops.
Dodgy

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25-10-2014, 03:24 PM
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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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26-10-2014, 06:43 AM
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(25-10-2014 03:24 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
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Gee, that's oregonal Dodgy

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27-10-2014, 09:07 PM
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What is the motto of the French navy?

It is "To the water! It is time!"

(À l'eau! C'est l'heure!)

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