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29-10-2014, 04:26 PM
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(28-10-2014 09:15 PM)HU.Junyuan Wrote:  Chinese wifes have an impulse to transform their husbands. Not only do they want to transform their husbands, they also want to occupy all their husbands' time. And that is why there never was and never will be a Chinese Columbus. Just imagine, on the day of departure, a Chinese wife most definitely will say, "Where are you going ? With whom ? Is there any female onboard ? How old is she ? What does she look like ? Is she prettier than me ? How do you know her ? Why do you choose her over me ? What's wrong with you ?! "

"OK ! OK, I'm not going away. I'm not going."

My ex wife is Chinese, and this joke falls into the "funny because it's true" category. Blush

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29-10-2014, 04:34 PM
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Why was George Washington buried at Mt. Vernon?

Because he died

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29-10-2014, 04:40 PM
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Hey, what were you eating under there?

Ha ha! You said you were eating "under where" Laughat

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29-10-2014, 06:33 PM
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(29-10-2014 04:34 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Why was George Washington buried at Mt. Vernon?

Because he died

Yo mamma so fat

We have serious concerns about her abnormally high risk of heart disease.

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29-10-2014, 09:15 PM
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What did one calculator say to the other calculator?

You can count on me!

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29-10-2014, 09:19 PM
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What's the difference between teachers and trains?

Teachers say "Throw out your gum!" While trains say "Chew! Chew!"

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29-10-2014, 09:27 PM
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(29-10-2014 04:26 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  My ex wife is Chinese, and this joke falls into the "funny because it's true" category. Blush

Although I can't help having a big grin, but I truely feel sorry for that. And this is why humor is a wisdom, if it works, it helps light the heart and assist the humorous man to move on.

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29-10-2014, 09:33 PM
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(28-10-2014 09:15 PM)HU.Junyuan Wrote:  Chinese wifes have an impulse to transform their husbands. Not only do they want to transform their husbands, they also want to occupy all their husbands' time. And that is why there never was and never will be a Chinese Columbus. Just imagine, on the day of departure, a Chinese wife most definitely will say, "Where are you going ? With whom ? Is there any female onboard ? How old is she ? What does she look like ? Is she prettier than me ? How do you know her ? Why do you choose her over me ? What's wrong with you ?! "

"OK ! OK, I'm not going away. I'm not going."

Well Columbus was Italian and their wives are much the same, the difference is an Italian man is willing to sail off the edge of the world to get away from it.

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29-10-2014, 09:42 PM
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An angry mom shouts at her 16-year old daughter, "how many times I told you that any love affair at this age is definitely premature and infertile ?! I can't believe you are so deeply into it that you forget today is my birthday of 31 years old !"

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Kinda black humor.

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29-10-2014, 09:43 PM
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(16-10-2014 06:47 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying on the floor?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in a lake?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Phil

What do you call the same guy in an envelope?

Bill

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