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29-10-2014, 09:43 PM
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So the young brave Native American boy goes up to his elder and says :

"Wise chief, I know you are most respected, and the great clans come to you to have you select names for their children, so they will be known to posterity. How do you make your name choices for us, the children of the great clans ?"

He says "Well young brave, when I see a beautiful child and then look up and see a bright blue sky and a soaring hawk, I would name the baby "Soaring Hawk". If I saw a running deer, and they brought me a baby, I might name it "Running Deer".
Now do you understand how I do it, Two Fucking Dogs ?

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29-10-2014, 09:45 PM
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his ass.

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29-10-2014, 09:52 PM
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(29-10-2014 09:45 PM)WillHopp Wrote:  What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his ass.

I'll admit to laughing, but...

We have a thread for that Dodgy

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29-10-2014, 09:53 PM
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(29-10-2014 09:45 PM)WillHopp Wrote:  What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his ass.

I actually groaned on that one. Well done.

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29-10-2014, 09:57 PM
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You call me procrastinating ? I think I am just showing how rich I am. Time is money, after all.

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30-10-2014, 12:41 AM (This post was last modified: 30-10-2014 12:46 AM by HU.Junyuan.)
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Once I had a fight with my girlfriend. She was very very mad at me. She shouted, "you have serious mental problems !"

Since I always believed that men should be romantic and gentle, I replied in an affectionate soft voice, "I have only you, honey."

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30-10-2014, 12:53 AM (This post was last modified: 30-10-2014 01:09 AM by HU.Junyuan.)
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I gently laid you on a big bed. I kissed you affectionately. I took off your clothes and pants. I took off your underwear. And I said to you, "I am turning you around, my precious, it is time ...

... to let Daddy wipe your butt and change you diapers." Smile

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30-10-2014, 01:00 AM (This post was last modified: 30-10-2014 02:26 AM by HU.Junyuan.)
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The following is an award-winning concise novel of 2014. It is titled Night:

Night, outside a small log cabin, a man greets a woman.

He: Have come ?
She: Yup.
He: Come ?
She: Yup.
He: Coming ?
She: Not yet.
He: Not yet ?
She: Coming.
She: Come again?
He: Come no more. Not tonight.

- Fin -

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30-10-2014, 05:39 AM
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(30-10-2014 01:00 AM)HU.Junyuan Wrote:  The following is an award-winning concise novel of 2014. It is titled Night:

Night, outside a small log cabin, a man greets a woman.

He: Have come ?
She: Yup.
He: Come ?
She: Yup.
He: Coming ?
She: Not yet.
He: Not yet ?
She: Coming.
She: Come again?
He: Come no more. Not tonight.

- Fin -

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30-10-2014, 06:15 AM
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Here's one I told as a kid all the time:

Why did the grandma sit in a rocking chair with roller blades on?

Because she wanted to rock and roll. Laugh out load

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