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30-10-2014, 03:25 PM
RE: Groan Worthy Jokes
Where does spaghetti and sauce go to dance?

The meat ball

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30-10-2014, 07:46 PM
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My father always told me that if I didn't study hard enough, I could only become a plumber.

He said that so often that although I am an anorectum surgeon now, I still feel that I am a plumber.

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30-10-2014, 07:56 PM (This post was last modified: 30-10-2014 08:00 PM by HU.Junyuan.)
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I saw an old lady pushing a wheelchair the other day. Although she would squabble with the old man on the wheelchair and left him from time to time, she eventually came back and went on pushing the wheelchair. I was deeply moved and told myself, ah, it was love that had turned into kinship between the two who were origianlly strangers.

So I walked close to the old lady, greeted her respectfully and then asked, "what is your secret of keeping this relationship ? Men always go astray to younger, prettier girls, you know."

And she smiled kindly and replied, "Oh, mine is the same. So I broke his legs bad tens of years ago."

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30-10-2014, 08:02 PM (This post was last modified: 30-10-2014 09:40 PM by pablo.)
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(30-10-2014 07:46 PM)HU.Junyuan Wrote:  My father always told me that if I didn't study hard enough, I could only become a plumber.

He said that so often that although I am an anorectum surgeon now, I still feel that I am a plumber.

Anorectum?! Damn near killed'em!

Plumber?! I don't even know her!
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30-10-2014, 08:26 PM (This post was last modified: 30-10-2014 08:41 PM by WillHopp.)
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(29-10-2014 09:52 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(29-10-2014 09:45 PM)WillHopp Wrote:  What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his ass.

I'll admit to laughing, but...

We have a thread for that Dodgy

Did I offend a cannibal? Was it offensive that the cannibal ate his girlfriend, which is what cannibals do? Was it because it had the word ass in it that it was offensive? It was certainly groan-worthy. I don't think that joke belongs in the offensive joke thread. Ligthten up Francis.

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30-10-2014, 08:27 PM (This post was last modified: 30-10-2014 08:41 PM by WillHopp.)
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Delete this post please. (This is not a joke.) Thumbsup

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30-10-2014, 08:38 PM
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All jokes are welcome here, folks! I just happen to have a taste for the really bad ones Yes

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30-10-2014, 08:58 PM
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(30-10-2014 08:38 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  All jokes are welcome here, folks! I just happen to have a taste for the really bad ones Yes

Is my plumber one bad enough ?

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30-10-2014, 09:03 PM
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(30-10-2014 08:58 PM)HU.Junyuan Wrote:  
(30-10-2014 08:38 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  All jokes are welcome here, folks! I just happen to have a taste for the really bad ones Yes

Is my plumber one bad enough ?

Pretty close Wink

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30-10-2014, 10:25 PM
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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