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01-11-2014, 10:51 AM
RE: Groan Worthy Jokes
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can't tuna fish.

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01-11-2014, 10:53 AM
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Where do bees go to the bathroom?

At the BP station.

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01-11-2014, 10:55 AM
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Why are pirates called pirates?

I don't know either, they just arrrrr.

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01-11-2014, 03:45 PM
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Why did the mushroom go into a bar?

Cause he was a fungi.

Uh huh. Dodgy

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01-11-2014, 06:05 PM
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How many Black men does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, you racist

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01-11-2014, 09:55 PM
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(01-11-2014 03:45 PM)kim Wrote:  Why did the mushroom go into a bar?

Cause he was a fungi.

Uh huh. Dodgy

What did the mushroom say when he got kicked out of the party?

Come on, I'm a fungi!
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02-11-2014, 09:27 PM
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I should be more grateful for KFC, after all it is one of the world's largest public restroom chains that also happen to sell fast food.

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02-11-2014, 09:36 PM
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A journalist went to a villiage whose residents enjoyed extrodinary longevities. Not far from it, he saw an old man squat down and start to cry.

"How old are you, senior ? " asked the journalist.

"103" , said the old man.

"Why are you crying ? "

"My dad just beat me up hard."

"Why did he do that ? "

"'Cause I stole money from my grandpa !" cried the old man, much harder.

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02-11-2014, 09:43 PM
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Sometimes putting up too much make up equates committing fraud ...

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02-11-2014, 10:45 PM
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(01-11-2014 10:53 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Where do bees go to the bathroom?

At the BP station.

I couldn't tell you why, but this joke just made me laugh for like five minutes. I laughed til I cried! Lol

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