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04-11-2014, 07:41 PM
RE: Groan Worthy Jokes
What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business!

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04-11-2014, 07:50 PM
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(04-11-2014 07:22 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents.

Also in related news...

How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler

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04-11-2014, 07:54 PM
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!! Tongue

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04-11-2014, 08:02 PM
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A colleague girl of mine put on a smokey eye today and asked me what I thought about it.

I said, "you look like Sadako from Ring."

She asked me, "who is Sadako ? "

"A girl from a Japanese movie."

Curiously, she blushed, and then cursed me, "you hooligan !"

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04-11-2014, 08:10 PM
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A man colleague is often bullied by his wife.

This one day he had an delivery arrived, which turned out to be a very cute pajama. I asked why and he said that in this way he wouldn't be bullied by his wife so hard.

The next day I saw him coming, although not that frustrated as usual, yet still with some places on his face black and blue.

"Didn't work ? " I asked.

"She stripped it off first." He answered.

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05-11-2014, 10:08 AM
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How do you get holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

@DonaldTrump, Patriotism is not honoring your flag no matter what your country/leader does. It's doing whatever it takes to make your country the best it can be as long as its not violent.
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05-11-2014, 10:29 AM
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(04-11-2014 08:10 PM)HU.Junyuan Wrote:  A man colleague is often bullied by his wife.

This one day he had an delivery arrived, which turned out to be a very cute pajama. I asked why and he said that in this way he wouldn't be bullied by his wife so hard.

The next day I saw him coming, although not that frustrated as usual, yet still with some places on his face black and blue.

"Didn't work ? " I asked.

"She stripped it off first." He answered.

Please stop - you do not understand the thread.

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05-11-2014, 11:10 AM
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Guess what
CHICKEN BUTT!!!

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05-11-2014, 03:08 PM
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What did the baby corn say to the momma corn?

Where's popcorn?

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05-11-2014, 03:16 PM
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(05-11-2014 03:08 PM)LadyWallFlower Wrote:  Where's popcorn?

He got taken away, heated in oil until he exploded, then EATEN... as will happen to you my child.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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