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05-11-2014, 11:04 PM
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Programmers don't change light bulbs. That's a hardware problem.

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05-11-2014, 11:42 PM
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(05-11-2014 11:04 PM)f stop Wrote:  How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Programmers don't change light bulbs. That's a hardware problem.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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06-11-2014, 01:53 AM
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One day my wife told me that our child wasn't mine.

I was furious and demanded an answer !

The answer was "look carefully", and then I looked carefully.

Gees, I did pick up the wrong kid at the kindergarden.

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06-11-2014, 02:02 AM
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One day Father asked, "whose package is it on the table ?"

"Your sister's", I answered inadvertently.

SLAP ON THE FACE !

“Again, whose package is it ? ” said he.

"My aunt's."

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06-11-2014, 08:33 AM
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(06-11-2014 02:02 AM)HU.Junyuan Wrote:  One day Father asked, "whose package is it on the table ?"

"Your sister's", I answered inadvertently.

SLAP ON THE FACE !

“Again, whose package is it ? ” said he.

"My aunt's."

I'm guessing that the phrase "something was lost in translation" applies here

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06-11-2014, 09:53 AM
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(05-11-2014 03:16 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(05-11-2014 03:08 PM)LadyWallFlower Wrote:  Where's popcorn?

He got taken away, heated in oil until he exploded, then EATEN... as will happen to you my child.

Technically he turned inside out, not exploded. Tongue ...

...

... which sounds as painful as the other one, maybe even more. lol

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06-11-2014, 10:48 AM
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(06-11-2014 09:53 AM)The Polyglot Atheist Wrote:  
(05-11-2014 03:16 PM)morondog Wrote:  He got taken away, heated in oil until he exploded, then EATEN... as will happen to you my child.

Technically he turned inside out, not exploded. Tongue ...

Poor popcorn. Never stood a chance. Weeping

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06-11-2014, 11:14 AM
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Where is the church nursery mentioned in the Bible?

1 Corinthians 15:51 "We will not all sleep, but we will all be changed."

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06-11-2014, 09:57 PM
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I went to a zoo, and the only animal there was a dog…it was a shitzu.

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07-11-2014, 04:44 AM
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Who makes 999 taps and one knock?

A millipede with a peg leg.

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