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25-11-2014, 05:20 AM
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(25-11-2014 05:11 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(05-11-2014 11:42 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

A programmer's wife asks him to go to the store to buy a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, to buy a dozen.

So he comes home with twelve loaves of bread.

I think he should come home with 13 loaves of bread...

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25-11-2014, 05:23 AM
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(25-11-2014 05:20 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(25-11-2014 05:11 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  A programmer's wife asks him to go to the store to buy a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, to buy a dozen.

So he comes home with twelve loaves of bread.

I think he should come home with 13 loaves of bread...

Good point. Clearly whoever came up with the joke spent more time around programmers than bakers.

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25-11-2014, 07:10 AM
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(04-11-2014 11:15 AM)Impulse Wrote:  Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Cheetah's live in the Serengeti not the jungle.

Just sayin'

Jaguar's live in the jungle.
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25-11-2014, 10:17 AM
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(25-11-2014 07:10 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(04-11-2014 11:15 AM)Impulse Wrote:  Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Cheetah's live in the Serengeti not the jungle.

Just sayin'

Jaguar's live in the jungle.

I didn't make up the joke, but I could try to find and inform its anonymous author if you'd like. Wink

On the other hand, "Too many jaguars" wouldn't be nearly as groan worthy. Tongue

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25-11-2014, 01:29 PM
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(25-11-2014 05:23 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(25-11-2014 05:20 AM)morondog Wrote:  I think he should come home with 13 loaves of bread...

Good point. Clearly whoever came up with the joke spent more time around programmers than bakers.

As a programmer, I think he should come home with 13 loaves of bread...

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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11-12-2014, 07:10 PM
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Kleptomaniacs never understand the pun because they take things so literally....

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11-12-2014, 07:43 PM
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(11-12-2014 07:10 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Kleptomaniacs never understand the pun because they take things so literally....

And nymphomaniacs are pessimists because they're always expecting to get screwed...

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11-12-2014, 07:49 PM
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Old joke. It's only groany when someone in the group didn't get it.

The are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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11-12-2014, 07:55 PM
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(11-12-2014 07:49 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  Old joke. It's only groany when someone in the group didn't get it.

The are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.

The version I heard was "there are two kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who have sex."

I didn't get that joke either...

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11-12-2014, 11:15 PM
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(11-12-2014 07:55 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  The version I heard was "there are two kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who have sex."

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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