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11-12-2014, 11:23 PM
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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who divide everybody into two kinds of people, and those who don’t.

There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.

Soulless mutants of muscle and intent. There are billions of us; hardy, smart and dangerous. Shaped by millions of years of death. We are the definitive alpha predator. We build monsters of fire and stone. We bottled the sun. We nailed our god to a stick.

In man's struggle against the world, bet on the man.
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12-12-2014, 05:52 AM
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete information...

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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12-12-2014, 02:57 PM
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I hope that the world turns, and things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you. - V for Vendetta
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12-12-2014, 02:58 PM
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(12-12-2014 05:52 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete information...

.... And those who like peanut butter. Good to know Thumbsup

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17-12-2014, 07:31 PM
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I heard an airplane joke today, but it totally went over my head.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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29-12-2014, 12:37 PM
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke...

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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01-01-2015, 05:53 PM
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Since we're in the "two kinds of people" mood...




孤独 - The Out Crowd
Life is a flash of light between two eternities of darkness.
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02-01-2015, 11:07 PM
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Sorry Smerc. Blush

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03-01-2015, 12:17 AM (This post was last modified: 03-01-2015 12:22 AM by pablo.)
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After extensive tests, a woman goes back for a follow-up.
The doctor tells her she has acute angina.
Blushing, the woman says: " Why thank you doctor, I've been told I have nice legs too".
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03-01-2015, 01:59 AM
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I know I posted this elsewhere, but....

Q: How do you change a duck into a soul singer?
A: Stick it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.

Have a lovely day.

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