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26-03-2015, 08:29 PM
RE: Groan Worthy Jokes
A dyslexic man walks into bra!

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted!

Two fish swim into a concrete wall! One says to the other, "dam"!

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26-03-2015, 08:50 PM
RE: Groan Worthy Jokes
Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'get the hell outta here!'
Argon doesn't react.

Later that evening a neutron walks into the bar and asks 'How much for a pint?'
The bartender replies 'For you, no charge.'

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27-03-2015, 05:00 AM
RE: Groan Worthy Jokes
A Higgs boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "I''m sorry we don't allow Higgs bosons to come to churches." And the Higgs says, "But without me, you can't have mass."

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01-04-2015, 08:40 PM
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01-04-2015, 09:10 PM
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A tree walks into a bar. Then he leaves.

If we came from dust, then why is there still dust?
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01-04-2015, 09:51 PM
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A time traveler was still hungry after his last bite, so he went back four seconds.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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01-04-2015, 09:55 PM
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080pee

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-Rowan Atkinson
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02-04-2015, 03:48 AM
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Waitress goes into the kitchen, orders poached eggs, cook responds "We don't deal in stolen property".

Waitress goes into the kitchen, orders french toast, cook responds "French toast? That's sick, and how would one french toast anyway?"

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02-04-2015, 09:16 AM
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A close male friend of mine texted me the other day...''wanna hear a joke?'' I texted back..."sure." He replied...''women's rights.''

I might have actually groaned that day. Dodgy

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02-04-2015, 09:25 AM (This post was last modified: 02-04-2015 09:29 AM by Nurse.)
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear! Tongue

ETA:
Oh damn. This joke was already in this thread. Facepalm

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