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16-04-2015, 10:58 PM
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Not to get technical...but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution. Smartass

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16-04-2015, 11:22 PM
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(16-04-2015 10:58 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Not to get technical...but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution. Smartass

Or, a solvevent. Tongue
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17-04-2015, 05:44 PM
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(16-04-2015 10:40 PM)pablo Wrote:  [Image: FB_IMG_1429245017777_zps6zqqtlo8.jpg]

AhahahahahaaAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Laugh out load

This is what I'm talkin bout! Laugh out load holy crap, this made me laugh so hard. And when I told it to my husband he gave me that special "are you fucking retarded??" look that I'm always shooting for with a good joke. Thumbsup
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17-04-2015, 06:26 PM
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(17-04-2015 05:44 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(16-04-2015 10:40 PM)pablo Wrote:  [Image: FB_IMG_1429245017777_zps6zqqtlo8.jpg]

AhahahahahaaAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Laugh out load

This is what I'm talkin bout! Laugh out load holy crap, this made me laugh so hard. And when I told it to my husband he gave me that special "are you fucking retarded??" look that I'm always shooting for with a good joke. Thumbsup

I get that look from strangers all the time. Drinking Beverage
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18-04-2015, 06:46 AM
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A couple of the boy's favorites :

Q: Why does a pirate wear camouflaged underwear?

A: To hide his booty


Q: Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?

A: The outside
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18-04-2015, 02:04 PM
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There was a chess tournament at a local hotel, and a few of the participants were sitting in the lobby bragging about their victories. The desk clerk walked up to them and said they'd have to leave. When they asked why, she explained "because I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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21-04-2015, 09:19 PM
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21-04-2015, 09:54 PM
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You sonofabitch that was amazing.
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21-04-2015, 10:06 PM
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(21-04-2015 09:54 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(21-04-2015 09:19 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
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You sonofabitch that was amazing.

Meh, it was nothing to crow about. Big Grin
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21-04-2015, 10:26 PM
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(21-04-2015 10:06 PM)pablo Wrote:  Meh, it was nothing to crow about. Big Grin

Are you kidding? I'm still raven about it!

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