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29-04-2015, 07:27 PM
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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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30-04-2015, 09:10 AM
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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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30-04-2015, 05:34 PM
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If life hands you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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01-05-2015, 12:25 PM
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A beautiful princess was sitting by the pond enjoying the sunshine and wine with her picnic. A frog hopped onto her knee and said ' I am really a handsome prince but have been cursed by a wicked witch. If you kiss me I can return to my former self, then we can set up home together. you can look after all the housework, cook my meals and bear my children.
That evening the beautiful princess thought to herself ' I don't fucking think so.' as she tucked into her meal of lightly sautéed frog legs in a white wine sauce.

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01-05-2015, 10:08 PM
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(01-05-2015 12:25 PM)stevec Wrote:  A beautiful princess was sitting by the pond enjoying the sunshine and wine with her picnic. A frog hopped onto her knee and said ' I am really a handsome prince but have been cursed by a wicked witch. If you kiss me I can return to my former self, then we can set up home together. you can look after all the housework, cook my meals and bear my children.
That evening the beautiful princess thought to herself ' I don't fucking think so.' as she tucked into her meal of lightly sautéed frog legs in a white wine sauce.

There's another version where she's like "Hell no, a talking frog is way cooler" Tongue

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02-05-2015, 10:36 PM
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Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells.

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03-05-2015, 10:19 AM
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches one of the tellers. He notices that the teller has a name badge which says Pattie Whack.
He says to Pattie ' My name is Kermit Jagger, I am the son of Mick Jagger and I want a loan please, it's OK I know the manager.'
Pattie, taken aback asks if he has any collateral and Kermit produces a small purple pottery elephant.
Pattie says that she will have to go and ask the manager about this odd request.

She goes into the managers office and holds up the purple pottery elephant while saying 'There's a frog who wants a loan, he says he knows you and has offered this as collateral. what is it?'

The manager replies

'It's a knickknack Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone.'

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03-05-2015, 04:08 PM
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(03-05-2015 10:19 AM)stevec Wrote:  A frog goes into a bank and approaches one of the tellers. He notices that the teller has a name badge which says Pattie Whack.
He says to Pattie ' My name is Kermit Jagger, I am the son of Mick Jagger and I want a loan please, it's OK I know the manager.'
Pattie, taken aback asks if he has any collateral and Kermit produces a small purple pottery elephant.
Pattie says that she will have to go and ask the manager about this odd request.

She goes into the managers office and holds up the purple pottery elephant while saying 'There's a frog who wants a loan, he says he knows you and has offered this as collateral. what is it?'

The manager replies

'It's a knickknack Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone.'

urgh...

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03-05-2015, 05:47 PM
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(02-05-2015 10:36 PM)Logica Humano Wrote:  Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells.

Gametes, not chromosomes. Dodgy

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03-05-2015, 07:14 PM
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