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03-05-2015, 07:27 PM
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Q: What is Minecraft?

A: Hitler's lesser known second book about his love of knitting.

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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05-05-2015, 09:02 AM
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05-05-2015, 12:05 PM
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I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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05-05-2015, 12:20 PM
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist going to the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent.

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05-05-2015, 12:32 PM
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With all the bad puns in this thread I expected about 10% to make me chuckle.

Unfortunately,

No pun in ten did.

What do you mean Life is short. It's the longest thing you're going to do.
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05-05-2015, 01:46 PM
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What's the last thing to go through a flies head when he runs into your motorcycle's windshield?

His ass.

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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05-05-2015, 04:27 PM
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Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing.

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05-05-2015, 04:57 PM
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I just saw this breaking news story about a woman, in critical condition, in the hopsital, that was in a terrible car accident that mangled her whole left side beyond recognition, but didn't die from her injuries! Ohmy

Doctors say, if she lives, she'll be all right! Shy

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05-05-2015, 07:21 PM
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10-05-2015, 01:39 AM
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Why did the chicken kill itself?

To get to the other side
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