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10-05-2015, 10:52 AM
RE: Groan Worthy Jokes
I'll let Christopher Hitchens tell this joke.




"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

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10-05-2015, 02:38 PM
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It's surprising that plastic surgery is even legal.

I overheard a doctor explain that breast implants are just some silly con.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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11-05-2015, 08:49 AM
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What did the cowboy say to the German Car Dealer?

Audi
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14-05-2015, 05:28 PM
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Hey baby! Is that a mirror in your pocket...?...
Because I can see myself in your pants!
Laugh out load

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14-05-2015, 09:36 PM
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15-05-2015, 04:43 AM
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My wife said that I woke up in the middle of the night screaming about taking the Ring to Mordor.

Must have been Tolkien in my sleep
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15-05-2015, 05:18 AM
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(15-05-2015 04:43 AM)TheStraightener Wrote:  My wife said that I woke up in the middle of the night screaming about taking the Ring to Mordor.

Must have been Tolkien in my sleep

*groan*

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15-05-2015, 06:59 AM
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In the convent - the nuns had to follow the rules --

Lights out by 10:00pm.

Candles out, by 11......

.......................................

The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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15-05-2015, 04:42 PM
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(15-05-2015 06:59 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  In the convent - the nuns had to follow the rules --

Lights out by 10:00pm.

Candles out, by 11......

Same routine, wick in, wick out.

What do you mean Life is short. It's the longest thing you're going to do.
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15-05-2015, 05:48 PM
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(14-05-2015 09:36 PM)pablo Wrote:  [Image: FB_IMG_1431660814341_zps5zx0t29s.jpg]

This is more like useful advice than a groan worthy joke.

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