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19-05-2015, 01:24 PM
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25-05-2015, 03:09 AM
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A gang-land boss buys a new pair of hand made shoes. He is very proud of his new shoes and puts them on the table in a spare room of his headquarters.
One by one all the "boys" file past to admire the shoes.

A short while later the boss goes back to have another look at his shoes, just in time to see a cat jumping out of the window with the shoes in its mouth.

He calls all the boys to "Get that cat."

A short while later one of them comes back holding a cat and says.

"Pardon me Boss, Is this the cat that chewed your new shoes."

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29-05-2015, 08:03 PM
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30-05-2015, 03:31 PM
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If you go angling at night, what sort of fish will you catch?





Starfish

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31-05-2015, 10:41 PM
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Jenny McCarthy claims that listening to Queen can cause autism due to the high Mercury content.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

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01-06-2015, 07:03 PM
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the preschool?

He woke up.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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02-06-2015, 06:16 AM
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I told my buddy I miss my ex-wife......


He told me to lead less, and squeeze - not jerk the trigger......

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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02-06-2015, 11:14 AM
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Where would you go to find out how heavy an orca is?

A Whale weigh station.

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02-06-2015, 11:59 AM
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(02-06-2015 11:14 AM)stevec Wrote:  Where would you go to find out how heavy an orca is?

A Whale weigh station.

Weally funny.Smile
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02-06-2015, 04:06 PM
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Smerc...

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