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08-06-2015, 10:41 AM
RE: Groan Worthy Jokes
What happened to Jesus when he went to mount Olive?



Popeye kicked his head in.

What do you mean Life is short. It's the longest thing you're going to do.
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08-06-2015, 03:15 PM
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Not only is my short term memory terrible, but so is my short term memory.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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11-06-2015, 12:19 PM
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Two TV aerials meet on a rooftop, fall in love and decide to get married.
On the day the ceremony wasn't too good but the reception was brilliant.

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11-06-2015, 02:32 PM
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13-06-2015, 10:16 AM
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14-06-2015, 02:26 AM
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

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15-06-2015, 02:43 PM
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16-06-2015, 12:21 PM
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16-06-2015, 09:29 PM
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What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller

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24-06-2015, 10:45 AM
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What's so good about being Swiss?

Well...the flag's a big plus...

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