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24-06-2015, 03:19 PM
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25-06-2015, 03:14 PM
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True story...

Boss told me I exceeded his expectations coz he expected some job to take 7 days to finish and I was done in 4.

I always exceed my wife's expectations too, she expects our sex to last half an hour and I'm always done in 5 mins.

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26-06-2015, 07:46 PM
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04-07-2015, 04:35 PM
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What did 0 say to 8?

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05-07-2015, 02:01 AM
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There's this teen-aged girl who gets into a terrible accident which, aside from disfiguring her, blinds her in one eye. As cruel as teens can be, her parents pay to get her fitted for a prosthetic but can't afford glass; they have to settle for painted wood.

Of course the girl is terribly self-conscious, and her social life takes a nose-dive. Her parents, concerned, try to get her involved in extracurricular activities with little success, until finally they get her to agree to go to a school dance.

At the dance, no guys ask her to dance, and she's moping, but her friends convince her that the boy on the other side of the gym will say yes. Sure, he has a mild cleft-palate, but he hasn't been out on the floor and is probably feeling the same way. So she screws up her courage and, crossing the floor, asks him to dance.

Pleasantly surprised, he stammers, "Would I?! Would I?!"

Hurt, the girl slaps him, shouting "Harelip!" as she storms off in tears.
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07-07-2015, 10:30 AM
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07-07-2015, 03:41 PM
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(07-07-2015 10:30 AM)pablo Wrote:  [Image: pb150707_zpsipsvwiwh.gif]

I don't get it...

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07-07-2015, 04:28 PM (This post was last modified: 07-07-2015 04:40 PM by pablo.)
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(07-07-2015 03:41 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(07-07-2015 10:30 AM)pablo Wrote:  [Image: pb150707_zpsipsvwiwh.gif]

I don't get it...

It refers to an old war protest song.
The last panel is Rat talking to the cartoonist.



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08-07-2015, 08:46 AM
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(07-07-2015 04:28 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(07-07-2015 03:41 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  I don't get it...

It refers to an old war protest song.
The last panel is Rat talking to the cartoonist.




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09-07-2015, 03:59 PM
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The European Bank is going to print a new batch of Euro notes.

They are going to be on grease proof paper.

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