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10-07-2015, 07:38 PM
RE: Groan Worthy Jokes
How do you console a Grammar Nazi?




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14-07-2015, 09:28 PM
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I read a study that said about 67 million Americans are obese. Of course, those are just round figures.

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14-07-2015, 09:39 PM
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(14-07-2015 09:28 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  I read a study that said about 67 million Americans are obese. Of course, those are just round figures.

Think they're accurate? Fat chance.
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14-07-2015, 09:40 PM
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

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14-07-2015, 09:42 PM
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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15-07-2015, 04:34 PM
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A man from Nunavut walks into a bar.
Oh shit, Nunavut was supposed to be the punchline.
Oh well, you get the idea. "None of it" Get it? It's a pun.
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15-07-2015, 09:52 PM
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I was going out with my steady, reliable, live-in girlfriend Katie for several years, when I met this cool, wild hipster-chick named Edie. (Real name was Edith, after her grandmother.) Well I thought I could keep them from discovering one another, and have the best of both worlds... but of course, the inevitable happened. They both broke up with me when they found out, Katie threw me out and wound up becoming best friends with my other ex-girlfriend.

And it just goes to show that no matter how slick you are, you can't have your Kate, and Edith, too.

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15-07-2015, 10:00 PM
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What does American beer and having sex in a canoe have in common?

They're both fucking close to water.
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20-07-2015, 10:41 PM
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21-07-2015, 06:25 AM
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