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15-10-2014, 09:19 PM
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I know this is terrible but...

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again!
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15-10-2014, 09:45 PM
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(15-10-2014 09:19 PM)Fodder_From_The_Truth Wrote:  I know this is terrible but...

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again!

Forum forgive him. He knows not what he does. Angel

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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15-10-2014, 09:47 PM
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2 cannibals are eating a clown when one turns to the other and asks "Does this taste funny to you?"

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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15-10-2014, 10:11 PM
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(15-10-2014 09:19 PM)Fodder_From_The_Truth Wrote:  I know this is terrible but...

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again!

You and I are going to be the best of friends.

Swing with me a while, we can listen to the birds call, we can keep each other warm.
Swing with me forever, we can count up every flower, we can weather every storm.
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15-10-2014, 11:11 PM
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The hardest part about being a pedophile....

...fitting in.
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15-10-2014, 11:16 PM
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Lmao I must beg you to take them to the offensive jokes thread. I don't want you to get in trouble.

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15-10-2014, 11:16 PM
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Also I am stealing that one Angel

Swing with me a while, we can listen to the birds call, we can keep each other warm.
Swing with me forever, we can count up every flower, we can weather every storm.
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15-10-2014, 11:28 PM
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Yea I saw that thread to late.
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16-10-2014, 12:02 AM
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My favourite:

I waited up all night wondering where the sun went… then it dawned on me.

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16-10-2014, 04:18 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?


To get to the other side.

"I don't have to have faith, I have experience." Joseph Campbell
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