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04-09-2015, 02:49 PM
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(04-09-2015 01:32 PM)stevec Wrote:  What has 100 legs and burrows into ears?



A centipede in a corn field.

46 people at a Nickelback concert singing along with the 4-member band.

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04-09-2015, 04:33 PM
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What has 200 legs, smells of stale beer and has an I.Q. of 75?

The front row of a Garth Brooks concert.

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05-09-2015, 02:58 PM
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"Do you know that my wife has acute angina."

"Yes, she has nice tits as well."

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09-09-2015, 06:34 AM
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What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?


The taste.
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09-09-2015, 08:47 AM
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Saw this on a sign outside of Rasputin Music in Berkeley, CA:

What has seven arms and sucks?

Def Leopard

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09-09-2015, 08:52 AM
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I laughed AND I quite like Def Leppard.....

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09-09-2015, 09:00 AM
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(09-09-2015 08:52 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I laughed AND I quite like Def Leppard.....

You really gotta hand it to Rick Allen. He's quite talented.

I had the pleasure of meeting him many years ago, and I have to say, despite his fame his personality is pretty disarming. He's actually kinda all right.



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09-09-2015, 09:02 AM
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(09-09-2015 09:00 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(09-09-2015 08:52 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I laughed AND I quite like Def Leppard.....

You really gotta hand it to Rick Allen. He's quite talented.

I had the pleasure of meeting him many years ago, and I have to say, despite his fame his personality is pretty disarming. He's actually kinda all right.



Big Grin

I've been listening to them since they were kids.... They've gotten better with age.

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09-09-2015, 11:20 AM
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Hey! Did you guys hear about the new Divorce Barbie?

She comes with all of Ken's stuff.

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09-09-2015, 11:22 AM
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(09-09-2015 11:20 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Hey! Did you guys hear about the new Divorce Barbie?

She comes with all of Ken's stuff.

It's a good thing they never had kids. It's not surprising on either front, seeing as Ken always comes in different box.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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