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09-09-2015, 12:10 PM
RE: Groan Worthy Jokes
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will vanish on the count of 3. He says "Uno, Dos..." and then *poof* he disappears without a tres.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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09-09-2015, 12:12 PM
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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants

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09-09-2015, 12:13 PM
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(04-11-2014 11:16 AM)Impulse Wrote:  Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

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10-09-2015, 11:32 AM
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary . . .

(22-08-2015 07:30 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It is by will alone I set my brows in motion it is by the conditioner of avocado that the brows acquire volume the skin acquires spots the spots become a warning. It is by will alone I set my brows in motion.
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10-09-2015, 11:42 AM
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This is more stupid than groan-worthy.
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10-09-2015, 12:12 PM
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12-09-2015, 04:44 AM
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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.

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13-09-2015, 12:58 PM
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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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15-09-2015, 03:45 PM
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Top Ten Reasons People Procrastinate:

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15-09-2015, 04:58 PM
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