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17-09-2015, 06:23 AM
RE: Groan Worthy Jokes
If Mark David Chapman had REALLY been a Beatles fan, he'd have shot Yoko Ono.....

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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17-09-2015, 06:25 AM
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Heywood Blowme.

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23-09-2015, 02:40 PM
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What do you mean Life is short. It's the longest thing you're going to do.
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23-09-2015, 03:15 PM
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(23-09-2015 02:40 PM)stevec Wrote:  [Image: txt_zpsffr5n9ab.jpg]

Oh look! I found a picture of that guy's boat.

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23-09-2015, 03:22 PM
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A sloop has sails, not a Evinrude outboard...

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23-09-2015, 03:27 PM
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(23-09-2015 03:22 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  A sloop has sails, not a Evinrude outboard...

Thank you. I'll get in touch with the meme police right away.

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23-09-2015, 03:33 PM
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If Girly was here right now, he would probably post this...


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24-09-2015, 07:25 PM
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This joke would be more effective heard rather than read, but I'm going to lay it down anyway:

Why did the SEC investigate the Mormon Church?

- because it's profits were criminal . . .

(22-08-2015 07:30 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It is by will alone I set my brows in motion it is by the conditioner of avocado that the brows acquire volume the skin acquires spots the spots become a warning. It is by will alone I set my brows in motion.
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25-09-2015, 05:50 AM
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If a transexual is obese, does that make them trans-fat?

(22-08-2015 07:30 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It is by will alone I set my brows in motion it is by the conditioner of avocado that the brows acquire volume the skin acquires spots the spots become a warning. It is by will alone I set my brows in motion.
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25-09-2015, 08:32 PM
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