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13-11-2015, 06:37 PM
RE: Groan Worthy Jokes
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

Because all they ever said was "Bach, Bach, Bach..."

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

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13-11-2015, 06:48 PM
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C, E flat and G walk into a bar. The bartender says "Get out. We don't serve minors."

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17-11-2015, 12:53 PM
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It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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17-11-2015, 05:38 PM
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The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.

It was tense.

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17-11-2015, 05:39 PM
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iTired


There's a nap for that.

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22-11-2015, 10:25 PM
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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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22-11-2015, 10:26 PM
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What is a martial artist's favorite beverage?

Kara-tea

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22-11-2015, 10:41 PM
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What do you call a pregnant flight attendant?

Pilot error.
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22-11-2015, 11:07 PM (This post was last modified: 23-11-2015 08:53 AM by Full Circle.)
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So I’m at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

~Emo Phillips

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
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27-11-2015, 11:17 PM
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I have a crush on a solipsist, but I don't think she even knows I exist.
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