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01-12-2015, 01:00 AM
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01-12-2015, 02:19 AM
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(01-12-2015 01:00 AM)pablo Wrote:  [Image: Moon.jpg]

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03-12-2015, 02:23 PM
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutting machine?


A lawn mooer.

What do you mean Life is short. It's the longest thing you're going to do.
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03-12-2015, 02:29 PM
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a bottom-sucking scavenger.

The other is a fish.


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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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03-12-2015, 02:39 PM
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My ex made bad coffee. I told her it was grounds for divorce.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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03-12-2015, 03:28 PM
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This piece of string walks into a bar. Are you a piece of string, the bartender wanted to know We do not serve string here, Get out he was told so he went on down the street getting thirstier and went into a bar and was told the same thing, on down the street. third bar same thing, so all frustrated he slipped into an alley and tied himself into a knot, reached up and frayed the top of the knot. Went into the next bar and the bar tender asked are you a piece of string? No I am a frayed knot!
2 jokes to one post?
A termite wanks into a bar and another was walking out. Is the bar tender here? the arriving one asked the one leaving.
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03-12-2015, 03:30 PM
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(03-12-2015 02:39 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  My ex made bad coffee. I told her it was grounds for divorce.

A newly wed couple was lying in bed and he told her she should get up and make coffee. She said No it is the job of the man to make coffee, it says so in the Bible. Where he demanded to know. She turned in the Bible to near the end and said. Look all these pages say Hebrews at the top!
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03-12-2015, 03:34 PM
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(14-07-2015 09:28 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  I read a study that said about 67 million Americans are obese. Of course, those are just round figures.

40 per cent of Americans suffer from insanity, the rest of us enjoy every minute of it!
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03-12-2015, 03:40 PM
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(16-06-2015 09:29 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller

The sign painter had written Psycho The Rapist, when the doctor he was doing it for returned and shouted, No it is all one word you nut!
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03-12-2015, 03:46 PM
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(05-05-2015 07:21 PM)pablo Wrote:  [Image: FB_IMG_1430875223275_zpsd1wwcyph.jpg]

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand? Quatro cinco!
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