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16-10-2014, 04:41 PM
RE: Groan Worthy Jokes
What did one eye say to the other?

Between me and you, something smells!!

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16-10-2014, 04:42 PM
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Q. What do people in Guinea eat for breakfast?

A. Ebola cornflakes

Wrong thread...? Rolleyes

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16-10-2014, 04:43 PM
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Whataya call a deer with no eyes?

No-eye deer.

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16-10-2014, 05:36 PM
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Ghandi: a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
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16-10-2014, 06:00 PM
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A duck walks into a general store and asks the clerk "got any oranges"? The clerk tells the duck "no, we don't sell oranges". The duck thanks the man and walks away.

The next day the duck comes back into the general store and asks "hey, got any oranges". The clerk tells the duck "didn't I see you yesterday? No, we still don't have any oranges". And the duck walks out again.

The duck comes back the next day, and the day after that, until finally the clerk tells the duck "look, next time you ask for an orange I am going to nail your feet to the ground". The duck nods, and walks out.

The next day the duck comes back. The clerk tells him as he walks in the door" you better not ask for an orange". The duck looks at him innocently and says "Do you have an nails?". "No," the clerk says. The duck blinks and says "got any oranges"?
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16-10-2014, 06:15 PM
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?


No guts.
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16-10-2014, 06:19 PM
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What happened when the three girls shouted bloody mary 5 times in the mirror?

She came and fed their hearts to the family dog.

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16-10-2014, 06:47 PM
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying on the floor?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in a lake?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Phil

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16-10-2014, 07:14 PM
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Here lies Milken Med
Who slept in another mans bed
And now he's dead
RIP

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16-10-2014, 08:52 PM
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Omg I love these so much. Can this thread turn into a bunch of these? Laugh out load
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