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26-12-2015, 03:29 PM
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I was walking my dog the other day when I met a friend, as we were talking my dog stood up on his back legs and put his front legs against a wall and started to pee, my friend said 'wow that's clever, how long has he been doing that trick' and I said 'ever since a wall fell on him'
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26-12-2015, 04:34 PM
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(26-12-2015 12:39 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  [Image: 1417284592faiWheredidmyVanGogh.jpg]

I was debating between this thread and "favorite pictures to laugh at everything else" thread and realized there is only one place to share a pun this bad...picture or not. Tongue

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27-12-2015, 06:29 PM
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I used to work in a calendar factory but got fired because I took a couple days off.

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27-12-2015, 06:31 PM
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What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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31-12-2015, 11:03 AM
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Did you hear about all those dyslexic South Africans who laid flowers outside the Nissan main dealer.
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31-12-2015, 11:16 AM
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I know basketball players with huge hands can palm a basketball, but exactly how do you pomegranate? Granite is heavy.

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31-12-2015, 11:18 AM
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I don't understand why they call them "fire escape". Why would you want the fire to escape? Isn't the entire idea to contain and put out the fire?

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03-01-2016, 02:17 PM
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Last night I bought an alcoholic ginger beer.


He wasn't very pleased.

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04-01-2016, 05:14 PM
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If bigamy is having one wife too many, then what is monogamy?

The same thing Tongue Big Grin

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12-01-2016, 04:37 PM
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Even at the age of 86 my Grandmother didn't need glasses.


She drank straight from the bottle.

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