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01-03-2016, 07:30 PM
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Have you heard about the red and white corpuscles who loved in vein?
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01-03-2016, 07:31 PM
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Q: What do clouds wear under their shorts?





A: Thunderwear.
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05-03-2016, 05:27 PM
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There's a fine line between numerator and denominator. Only a fraction of you will understand this.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

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08-03-2016, 03:04 PM
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How do you kill a troupe of clowns? You go for the juggler.
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10-03-2016, 10:00 PM
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13-03-2016, 01:44 PM
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There is no "I" in "denial."

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

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13-03-2016, 01:47 PM
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jusus goes up to the Innkeeper and hands him some nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?". I do hope that this translates.

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18-03-2016, 01:12 PM
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A cowboy walked into a German car showroom and said "Audi"

What do you mean Life is short. It's the longest thing you're going to do.
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18-03-2016, 06:19 PM
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Patient: Doctor, I can't feel my legs.

Doctor: That's because we had to amputate both your arms.Smile

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18-03-2016, 06:22 PM
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Patient: Doctor, I've broken my leg in two places.

Doctor: Well don't go to those two places again then.

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