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18-03-2016, 10:11 PM
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(18-03-2016 06:22 PM)god has no twitter account Wrote:  Patient: Doctor, I've broken my leg in two places.

Doctor beats patient with rubber chicken: Well don't go to those two places again then.

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03-04-2016, 04:09 PM
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04-04-2016, 05:23 PM
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The recent "Panama Papers" leak revealed that Darth Vader's brother lives in the Cayman Islands and drives a cab. His name is Taxi Vader.

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05-04-2016, 01:33 AM
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I had the joy of meeting a couple of hipsters today, and they yelled at me for making fun of them.

Apparently the politically correct term is "conjoined twins".

The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike
Excreta Tauri Sapientam Fulgeat (The excrement of the bull causes wisdom to flee)
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05-04-2016, 08:10 AM
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A Kirby vacuum salesman calls Hannibal Lechter to make a demostration appointment.
"Let me check my colander, ah yes, I can fit you in on Tuesday"

this groaner is a skyking original, barely minutes old and stinking already.
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07-04-2016, 04:48 AM
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The residents of Dubai don't like the Flinstones, but the residents of Abu Dhabi do.

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15-04-2016, 09:39 AM
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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized."

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18-04-2016, 07:34 AM
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What do you get when you cross Kirby and space?
A black hole.... heheheh... Yeah. That's probably one of my worst jokes.
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19-04-2016, 06:14 PM
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Here's a better one:
Why didn't I believe the constipated person was telling the truth?




Because I knew they were full of shit.
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21-04-2016, 04:22 PM
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