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31-08-2016, 06:15 AM
RE: Groan Worthy Jokes
How does an atheist say Grace?






































"Grace."
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04-09-2016, 05:17 PM
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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize?

Because he was out standing in his field!

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10-10-2016, 08:55 PM
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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 am and is asked where he is going this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer asks, "Really? Who is giving this lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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01-11-2016, 03:48 PM
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01-11-2016, 04:05 PM
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day.

Don't Live each day like it's your last. Live each day like you have 541 days after that one where every choice you make will have lasting implications to you and the world around you. ~ Tim Minchin
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10-11-2016, 02:10 PM
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What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?



An egg.

What do you mean Life is short. It's the longest thing you're going to do.
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10-11-2016, 02:15 PM
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A cop saw a biker type dragging a large chunk of chain down the street - so stopped him and asked why he was dragging the chain.....

The biker smirked and replied "You ever try pushing one??"

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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10-11-2016, 02:15 PM
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Why did the dinosaur take a bath?


To get ex-stinked

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02-12-2016, 02:36 PM
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How can you tell the gender of an Ant? Put it in water if it sinks it's a girl ant. If it floats Buoyant.

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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13-03-2017, 02:38 PM
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Why did the farmer teach his livestock to play poker?
He wanted to see 3 billy goats bluff! Shy

What do you feed an invisible cat?
Evaporated Milk! Big Grin

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