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13-03-2017, 04:04 PM
RE: Groan Worthy Jokes
What's Irish and sits on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

Hobo
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13-03-2017, 04:06 PM
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(13-03-2017 04:04 PM)Jay Vogelsong Wrote:  What's Irish and sits on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

Hobo

What's Irish and bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea
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13-03-2017, 09:24 PM
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From the 'Unlikely lines to read in a Harry Potter book' section.

1. "Don't worry, Hermione", said Ron. "I can get rid if it. Chlamydia disappearo."

2. As the old man stood in front of him, clutching his wand, Harry Potter regretted transferring to Catholic school.

"Throughout history, every mystery, ever solved, has turned out to be; Not magic."
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15-03-2017, 07:04 PM
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15-03-2017, 07:31 PM
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Want to hear a joke?

Well, too bad. You're reading text on a forum. You can't hear text, dumbass. Bangin

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16-03-2017, 06:08 AM
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Bit of a dad joke for you:

*Ambulance drives past with sirens on*
"...He'll never sell any ice-cream going that fast"

I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
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16-05-2017, 05:17 PM
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16-07-2017, 09:25 AM
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Have you heard about the Sparrow who flew up side down for a Lark?

What do you mean Life is short. It's the longest thing you're going to do.
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04-11-2017, 10:44 AM
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years.

Then we met. Tongue

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-Rowan Atkinson
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04-11-2017, 11:39 AM
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So, this customer walks into a hardware store with a small package under his arm and says to the manager, "I'd like to return this jar of rat poison which I purchased here a couple of days ago."

"What's wrong with it?" the manager asks.

The customer points to the jar lid and says, "The safety seal has been tampered with." Facepalm
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