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18-11-2017, 06:18 AM
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What do you call a gay chickpea?
A hummus sexual.
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21-11-2017, 03:58 AM
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The unremarkable reporter stepped into a phonebooth; Removed his glasses, donned his cape, his rubber suit.....
and transformed himself into a delusional drag queen.

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13-12-2017, 02:02 PM
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Why is Santa so jolly?




Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do you mean Life is short. It's the longest thing you're going to do.
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13-12-2017, 02:06 PM
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The Simpsons is a decades old Groening joke.

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19-12-2017, 02:04 AM
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A man sees a boy with a box of kittens
The man goes over and says "Oh what cute kittens!"
The boy replies "Yes they are Christian kittens".
About a week later the man sees the boy again with the same batch of kittens. Once again he walks over and says "my, those are just adorable!"
The boy replies "Yes, they are atheist kittens"
The man asks "wait, weren't they christian before?"
The boy looks at the man and says "Yeah but they have their eyes open now"

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28-12-2017, 11:24 AM
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07-03-2018, 06:52 AM
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Two lads arguing
"It's spelled WOOM"
"No, it's spelled WHOOMB"
A woman hears this and says "I'm a midwife and it's spelled WOMB"
One of the lads replies " I don't care what your job is, when was the last time you heard an elephant fart?"

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07-03-2018, 07:07 AM
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Q.) What did Delaware?

A.) A New Jersey. Laughat
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07-03-2018, 07:17 AM
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My new manager is a Bitsch, literally, thats his name.
Its actually not a joke, for realz. Laugh out load

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07-03-2018, 07:19 AM
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(07-03-2018 07:07 AM)Gwaithmir Wrote:  Q.) What did Delaware?

A.) A New Jersey. Laughat

What did Tennesee?

The same thing that Arkansas.

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