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20-10-2014, 09:02 PM
RE: Groan Worthy Jokes
Why was the belt arrested?

For holding up the pants.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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21-10-2014, 08:42 AM
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What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

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21-10-2014, 08:45 AM
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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the OTHER SIDE

Laugh out load

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21-10-2014, 09:47 AM
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What is an astronaut's favorite dance?
The moon walk.

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21-10-2014, 12:24 PM
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A talking frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He sees right away
from her window nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I would like to get a $30,000 loan in order to take a vacation,"
he says.

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, adds the fact that his dad
is Mick Jagger and that it is OK to give him the loan as he knows the bank
manager personally.

Patty explains that he will have to secure the loan with some collateral.

To which the frog replies, "sure, no problem, I have this" and produces a
tiny porcelain pig about half an inch tall.

Very confused, Patty explains that she will have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into the back office. She finds the manager and says,
"there's a frog at my window who says his name is Kermit Jagger, he claims to
know you and says his dad is Mick Jagger...and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this thing???"

The bank manager looks back at her and says,

"It's a knick knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a
rolling stone."

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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21-10-2014, 12:35 PM
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Do you know the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? A pick pocket snatches watches.

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(03-10-2014 10:36 PM)Chas Wrote:  A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

A horse walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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21-10-2014, 09:43 PM
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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21-10-2014, 09:51 PM
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A man goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor tells him, "You have to stop masturbating." The man says, "Why?" The doctor says, "Because I'm trying to give you a physical."

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21-10-2014, 10:40 PM
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Mr G. Worthy walks into a thread...

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If you're perfect -- Alanis Morissette
(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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21-10-2014, 11:20 PM
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.

The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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