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21-10-2014, 11:21 PM
RE: Groan Worthy Jokes
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

He won the "no-bell" prize!

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

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21-10-2014, 11:27 PM
RE: Groan Worthy Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
Sorry, I prefer Google

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22-10-2014, 01:42 AM
RE: Groan Worthy Jokes
This ones for the Harry Potter fans out there:


Knock knock
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
AVADA KEDAVRA!!


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22-10-2014, 06:17 AM
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(21-10-2014 11:20 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.

The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

"If you behave yourself, no charge!" Tongue

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22-10-2014, 08:12 AM
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(22-10-2014 06:17 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  
(21-10-2014 11:20 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.

The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

"If you behave yourself, no charge!" Tongue

That was shocking.

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22-10-2014, 08:39 AM
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(22-10-2014 08:12 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(22-10-2014 06:17 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  "If you behave yourself, no charge!" Tongue

That was shocking.

I really had to consider the positives and negatives before sharing that joke.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

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22-10-2014, 12:26 PM
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What do you call a smug criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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22-10-2014, 12:31 PM
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(22-10-2014 08:39 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(22-10-2014 08:12 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  That was shocking.

I really had to consider the positives and negatives before sharing that joke.

Wire you doing this? Weeping

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22-10-2014, 01:52 PM
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A castle in a magic land found itself under seige. They raised the drawbridge and waited. Soon they were running out of food. The king appealed to the court magician, who had a solution but warned that it was very risky for it could not be undone from inside the castle.
In desperation, they tried it anyway. After casting a spell all night, they lowered the drawbridge. The army outside cheered and sent a small contingent to take the castle. But when they arrived at the drawbridge, long, yellow fingers rose from the water and dragged the enemy to a watery grave. For the next few days the army tried to run past, to fight, but nothing they did would get them past the yellow fingers.
Finally the army gave up and left. The castle folk cheered and immediately set out to get food. But... once on the draw bridge the long, yellow fingers reached out of the water and slew them. Knight after knight tried to get through, but to no avail. Finally no knights were even willing to try. But a brave young page volunteered. He walked out onto the drawbridge and the long, yellow fingers reached out of the water... and waved. The page left the castle and brought back help.

The moral: Always let your pages do the walking through the yellow-fingers.

... Normally I make the above a lot longer, but I'm on cell phone right now.
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22-10-2014, 02:00 PM
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(22-10-2014 12:31 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(22-10-2014 08:39 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  I really had to consider the positives and negatives before sharing that joke.

Wire you doing this? Weeping
He must come form a very tough Ohm.

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