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21-07-2015, 07:18 AM
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What does a sleeping woman and a pouring a can of beer have in common???

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You have to shake them gently if you want more head......

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21-07-2015, 09:08 PM
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21-07-2015, 09:42 PM
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Damnit, MoonMoon!

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22-07-2015, 06:49 AM
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(21-07-2015 09:42 PM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  Damnit, MoonMoon!

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22-07-2015, 10:29 PM
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26-07-2015, 05:12 PM
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28-07-2015, 08:38 PM
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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28-07-2015, 08:49 PM
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A young man decided it was time he went to sea, and so he went down to port to find a job on a whaling ship. After a few hours of searching he came across a fine vessel and asked the captain for a job. "If you join my crew lad, you'll be a deckhand you know," said the captain. The man thought that that was fine, seeing as he'd never sailed a large ship before and would need some experience. He signed the book and was brought aboard the boat.
"Lad," said the captain, "Me and me mates are goin ashore for the night. I want you to clean the anchor chain while we're away. Is that understood?" "Aye Captain!" said the lad. The captain thrust a broom into his hands and left. The new deckhand got to work mopping up the muddy chain. About halfway through a small bird flew up and landed on the end of his broom. He tried to keep sweeping, but the bird made it impossible. When he swept left the bird flew right, when he swept forward the bird flew backward. Fed up, the lad grabbed the bird by the feet and threw it over the side of the boat. No sooner said than done, the bird was right back atop his broom. Again the man grabbed him and threw him away, and again he flew back to his perch. This went on the entire night, the endless battle between man and bird.
Morning came and the captain came back to his ship to see the deckhand sleeping on the still dirty anchor chain. "What is the meaning of this lad! I thought I told you to get this chain cleaned! This is no way to start a new job boy!" Howled the captain. "I'm sorry sir," pleaded the deckhand. "I tossed a tern all night and couldn't sweep a link!"

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Today, 12:48 PM
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I'd like to dedicate this next joke to my ex.

Why are divorces so expensive?

Because they're worth it. Big Grin

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