Grocery Shopping 101: A life guide by Muffs
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13-09-2014, 06:18 AM
RE: Grocery Shopping 101: A life guide by Muffs
(13-09-2014 01:19 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(12-09-2014 10:41 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I await the day I can pay someone to shop for groceries for me - I hate the entire process. No

Or better still, get them to do it for free.

Done. Next?

Move somewhere that lives in the 21st Century.
Just order online, and have it delivered.
Grocery shopping is so 19th Century.

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13-09-2014, 06:41 AM
RE: Grocery Shopping 101: A life guide by Muffs
(12-09-2014 10:26 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  - DON'T BRING YOUR FUCKING KIDS TO THE GROCERY STORE!! LEAVE THEM IN THE FUCKING CAR!! Just crack a window open a bit on hot days, no need to be cruel.

You might get the cops called on you around here if you do that.

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13-09-2014, 06:48 AM
RE: Grocery Shopping 101: A life guide by Muffs
Never shop on Tuesdays because that's Senior Discount day. Unless you're a Senior, of course.

Never shop between 11 AM and 1 PM, because every construction guy in the county will be at the deli waiting for sandwiches. One. At. A. Time.

Never shop between 3 PM and 4 PM because after Mom picks up the kids from school she'll head directly to the grocery store. With the kids.

We have enough youth. How about looking for the Fountain of Smart?
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13-09-2014, 07:55 AM
RE: Grocery Shopping 101: A life guide by Muffs
(12-09-2014 10:26 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Step 1: Parking

- Don't park in the baby car parks if you don't have a baby.

Gasp Y'all have special parking spaces for if you have a baby on board? *hmph* Sleepy We don't have that.

Not that I have babies anymore, Unsure but still!!! Tongue

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13-09-2014, 09:25 AM
RE: Grocery Shopping 101: A life guide by Muffs
(13-09-2014 06:18 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  ...
Move somewhere that lives in the 21st Century.
Just order online, and have it delivered.
Grocery shopping is so 19th Century.

Fair point.

But I reckon I have perfect 21st security / cyber-crime prevention ... no credit cards.

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13-09-2014, 09:51 AM
RE: Grocery Shopping 101: A life guide by Muffs
Muffs making the world a better place! The section on shopping was perfect. Just walk faster Laugh out load

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13-09-2014, 10:34 AM (This post was last modified: 13-09-2014 10:55 AM by WitchSabrina.)
RE: Grocery Shopping 101: A life guide by Muffs
(13-09-2014 01:19 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(12-09-2014 10:41 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I await the day I can pay someone to shop for groceries for me - I hate the entire process. No

Or better still, get them to do it for free.

Done. Next?

Google shopping. First 6 months is free. Google shopping express its called.
Free home delivery. https://www.google.com/shopping/express/...index.html

They go to several main stores & grocery stores.

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13-09-2014, 11:28 AM
RE: Grocery Shopping 101: A life guide by Muffs
(13-09-2014 10:34 AM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  
(13-09-2014 01:19 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Or better still, get them to do it for free.

Done. Next?

Google shopping. First 6 months is free. Google shopping express its called.
Free home delivery. https://www.google.com/shopping/express/...index.html

They go to several main stores & grocery stores.

Somehow I doubt they serve northern Ontario.

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13-09-2014, 11:44 AM
RE: Grocery Shopping 101: A life guide by Muffs
(13-09-2014 11:28 AM)cjlr Wrote:  
(13-09-2014 10:34 AM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  Google shopping. First 6 months is free. Google shopping express its called.
Free home delivery. https://www.google.com/shopping/express/...index.html

They go to several main stores & grocery stores.

Somehow I doubt they serve northern Ontario.

Yabut, do you even have supermarkets?

Don't you just go to the Hudson Bay Company's trading post and swap pelts for goods? Consider

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13-09-2014, 11:49 AM
RE: Grocery Shopping 101: A life guide by Muffs
If you're going to use 57 coupons (qewpons) do it in the morning, not at 2 pm when I'm trying to get out before I go pick up my son from school because I didn't want him with me grocery shopping, and definitely not at 5 pm when I'm picking up a forgotten ingredient for supper. Stick to 9 am. Thanks.

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